The Funny Papers

Jesse Duquette, Chris Britt, Jack Ohman, Trevor Irvin, Nick Anderson, Ann Telnaes, Gary Huck, Michael de Adder, Tim Campbell. John Cole, Mike Stanfill

The Funny Papers

Lalo Alcaraz, Daniel Boris, Michael de Adder, Rick McKee, Max Espinoza, Pedro X Molina, Nick Anderson, RJ Matson, Chris Britt, Mark Fiore, Marc Murphy, Gary Huck, 

The Funny Papers

Jon Ostrove, Pedro X Molina, Robert Unell, Jack Ohman, Nick Anderson, Adam Zyglis, Daniel Boris, Michael de Adder, Max Espinoza, Lalo Alcaraz, Clay Bennett, Dennis Goris, Michael Ramirez, Gary Huck,

Bobservations

Our local fine arts center put on a production of Hairspray last week and a good friend of mine directed it, so off we went to see the magic. Carlos, however, was confused as usual when I asked …

“Have you seen Hairspray?”

“I saw it with you.”

“I don’t think so. It’s been two movies, one a comedy by John Waters and one a musical version adapted from Broadway.”

“Well, I know we saw it. I mean, who was it that played the mother in the movie?”

“John Travolta.”

No, the mother.”

“John  Travolta.”

“It was a woman.”

“It was John Travolta.”

"No, it took place on an island and the mother … Meryl Streep! It was  Meryl Streep! She was trying to find out which one of her boyfriends was the father of her child. I TOLD you it wasn’t John Travolta.”

“And I’m telling you that you’re describing Mamma Mia and not Hairspray. Mamma Mia starred Meryl, but this isn’t that.”

“Oh, then I’ve never seen this.”

Oy. I adore that man.

Tuxedo thinks it’s time to put women in charge and end this misogynistic bull shiz. But then, he’s just a cat …

Leon Skum once texted this, but his child wasn’t killed. His child transitioned and is known as Vivian Jenna Wilson and has been disowned by her fucking asshole Nazi of a father.

This is who Leon Skum is; don’t forget it.

Walt Disney shareholders overwhelmingly rejected a proposal calling for the company to drop its participation in a benchmark index used to rank companies on how friendly their policies are to LGBTQ+ people.

Stay woke.

We live in an America, under this regime, that when children are gunned down in schools, the GOP offers “thoughts and prayers” but vandalizing a Tesla is called “domestic terrorism.”

Let that sink in.

After some of the political bile, I was in the mood for a plate cleanser like these gorgeous caramel cakes! Anyone hungry?

And now, back to bile ... The Felon’s Band of Merry Morons, led by DUI hire and sexual predator Pete Hegseth “accidentally” texted their secret war plans to a reporter.

But … her emails.

We’ve been talking a lot about websites erasing LGBTQ+ Americans names and honor; we talked about Arlington National Cemetery scrubbing references to Black and Brown soldiers and military women.

Just think of it like this: this scrubbing of websites to eliminate disenfranchised Americans, LGBTQ+ people, Indigenous people, people of color or women is the modern-day equivalent of burning books and if you have no problem with that then you’re a Nazi, too.

Late breaking news … yesterday Democrats flipped a Pennsylvania District from Red to Blue that the GOP held for 46 years!!! Congratulations to James Malone!

The Resistance continues.

Arnas Fedaravičius is a Lithuanian actor best known for his roles in The Last Kingdom and The White Lotus but I’d like to know … Would You Hit It?