ISBL Asshat Of The Week: Mike O'Neal

Mike O'Neal, the Republican Speaker of the Kansas House of Representatives has asked his fellow Republicans to pray for the death of President Obama. So, naturally, he has been awarded the Distinguished ISBL Asshat Of The Week Award.

O'Neal also sent an email to his GOP goose-stepping morons back in December asking that they pray Psalm 109, which contains the following lines:

Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

That email, along with his latest request for death to the president, has been the subject of a mini-media frenzy. News outlets began rereading the verse and printing the most damning portion of it:

'When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin. 

Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.

Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.

Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labor.

Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favor his fatherless children.'

Lovely, no? But also consider this: O'Neal emailed the, ahem, prayer, with his own message:

“At last — I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president! Look it up — it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN? AMEN!!!!!!”

So, people of Kansas, is this the kind of leader you wanted? Is this the kind of Biblical passages you want read? Praying for death is Christian?

I never liked George W. Bush. I thought, and still think, he was just about the worst person to ever take a seat in the Oval Office and lead this country, but I never, never, wished for, asked for, prayed for, his death.

I guess that's just for Republicans in Kansas to so?

Congratulation Mike O’Neal, you’re the First Asshat of 2013.

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What The F**k Is Wrong With Mike O'Neal?

Before I begin, I'd like to warn you that I am enraged. I am pissed off. I am disgusted. I am sickened. Make the children leave the room, and keep them away from this post.
Let's begin:
Mike "I Don't Have The Good Sense God Gave A Goat" O'Neal, the Republican speaker of the Kansas statehouse, is an utter moronic, pig-fucking, goose-stepping loon who should be drummed out of politics forever.
Seriously.
Seems Mike "Dumb As A Box Of GOP Senators" O'Neal was forced to issue an apology this week after sending emails from his personal account that referred to First Lady Michelle Obama as “Mrs. YoMama” and then unbelievably had the gall to quote a Bible verse that some saw as a reference to killing the president.
Oh, but he did.
In the spirit of Christmas, Mike "Why Yes, I'm A Dumbfuck" O'Neal sent an email out that compared Michelle Obama to the Dr. Seuss character The Grinch, with a tagline asking: “Twins separated at birth?” The forward to the email read: “I’m sure you’ll join me in wishing Mrs. YoMama a wonderful, long Hawaii Christmas vacation--at our expense, of course.”
Apparently Mike "I Am A Functioning Illiterate Asswiping Douchenozzle" O'Neal doesn't have the brain power to know that all presidential trip are paid for by taxpayers. The Bush family in Kennebunkport didn't bother him in the least, but the Obama's in Hawaii set him off.
In a statement to The Lawrence Journal-World, a Kansas newspaper in Kansas that obtained the emails, Mike "I'm Not A Racist Asshat But I Play One In The Kansas Legislature" O’Neal apologized for “missing” the offending text: “To those I have offended, I am sorry. That was not my intent.”
Oh, the Non-Apology Apology. I swear the GOP should patent that: "Let me say awful, horrible things about the president, his wife, their children, but bounce back by saying I didn't mean to act like a total mindnumbingly dumb dickwad."
The Journal-World also revealed that Mike "" O’Neal had forwarded yet another email--I guess there's nothing better for an elected official to do in Kansas--which referenced the Bible verse Psalm 109:8, which reads: “Let his days be few; and let another take his office.” The very next verse adds: “Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.”
Wow. Wishing someone would die, whether they are the president or not, is really a lovely thing to do. 
The verse became a conservative meme in 2009 and appeared on bumper stickers, t-shirts and even toys; how fun!
Mike "I Work For The People Of Kansas Who Don't Care That I'm A Delsuional Wingnut" O'Neal said: “At last--I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president! Look it up — it is word for word! Let us all bow our heads and pray. Brothers and Sisters, can I get an AMEN? AMEN!!!!!!”
Mike "Hey! I Non-Apologized Once Already" O’Neal did not apologize for the second email.
Hey! People of Kansas? Is this the kind of political leaders you want representing your state? Where is your fucking outrage? Or is everyone in Kansas a bigoted fuckmonkey with the IQ if dirt?
Just sayin'.


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