Little Liars Everywhere ... But Here's The Truth

Well, this certainly tells a different story, doesn’t it?

Post-insurrection, Junior and Fox News, and a great many Republicans downplayed the attack on the Capitol on January 6, but newly revealed texts tell another tale altogether.

Some of Thing 45’s most rabid lapdogs, Fox News hosts Laura Ingraham, Sean Hannity and Brian Kilmeade, all sent texts to the former guy’s chief of staff, Mark Meadows, begging, pleading, demanding that Thing 45 condemn riot and ask the traitors to stop.

Junior, who has since acted like the riots were nothing much at all texted:

"He's got to condemn this shit ASAP. The Capitol Police tweet is not enough."

Liz Cheney, vice chair of the January 6 Committee, read Junior’s words to the world, and then followed up with others, like this from Fox News’ Laura Ingraham:

"Mark, the president needs to tell people in the Capitol to go home. This is hurting all of us. He is destroying his legacy."

Of note, is that Ingraham is only concerned about Thing 45’s legacy, not the threats of murder against Pelosi or Pence, or destruction of our Capitol building. In the months followed, Ingraham attacked the accounts of Capitol officers who risked their lives that day, describing their testimony before Congress as "theatrics" and presenting mock awards like "Best Use of Tears and Dramatic Pauses" and "Best Use of Exaggeration" after they testified about the violence at the Capitol.

But on that day she was begging for someone to stop it, and if it wasn’t a big deal, if it was nothing, why bother Eva, er, Laura?

And then we have Fox News’ Sean Hannity, a fierce supporter and unpaid advisor to Thing 45 who also texted Meadows:

"Can he make a statement, ask people to leave the Capitol?"

And yet eleven months later, interviewing Thing 45, whipping boy Hannity defended the former guy’s actions that day and attacked the January 6 committee:

"It seems to me that the committee has a pre-determined conclusion, outcome,, and that is to once again try to bludgeon you."

A month later Mark Meadows slithered over to Hannity’s show and the two men once again defended Thing 45’s actions; neither mentioned Hannity’s texts. In fact, Hannity actually said:

"This is the same [Thing 45] that said, 'Many of you will peacefully and patriotically march to the Capitol so your voices may be heard.'' 

Then why beg him to stop it, Sean? If it was all so peaceful, why?

And then we have Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade who also texted Meadows:

"Please get him on TV. [They’re] destroying everything you have accomplished."

And yet today, Fox News plays up the riot and a tourist event, a peaceful demonstration, just a few disgruntled voters exercising their Freedom of Speech. Or, just in case you’ve seen two seconds of the attack that day, then Fox News and Junior tried to tell you it was antifa or BLM dressed as MAGAts causing all the trouble.

But, again, if it was all so peaceful and lovely, then why beg the traitorous Thing 45 to make it stop?

Yesterday, the committee unanimously recommended that the House vote to hold Mark Meadows in contempt for his refusal to testify before them. The House is expected to consider the matter on Tuesday.

And Fox News has yet to respond to those texts from their “news” people.

The Party of Law & Order? The Party of Blue Lives Matter? Not So Much ....

In February, the Senate voted to give Officer Eugene Goodman of the Capitol Police the Congressional Gold Medal for his actions in diverting a crowd of riotous, white supremacist, Nazi insurrectionists away from the Senate chamber. The House bill also honored Officer Brian Sicknick, who was bludgeoned to death by these murderers, as well as two officers who died by suicide after the insurrection.

And last week the House passed a bill to honor police officers who defended the Capitol during the January 6 insurrection. The bipartisan legislation would authorize the creation of three Congressional Gold Medals—one for the Capitol Police, one for the Metropolitan Police Department of Washington, DC, and one meant for display by the Smithsonian to acknowledge other agencies that helped defend the Capitol from the racist, white supremacist, Nazi, idiot supporters of Thing 45.

The vote passed 413-12.

Twelve. Twelve? Twelve people thought it best not to honor those men and women who stepped up to protect our nation’s capital? Twelve. All Republicans; all members of the party that calls themselves pro-law enforcement. These sorry excuses for human beings—and you’ll agree when you see who they are—took issue with the legislation's language, most notably the part where it referred to the Capitol attackers as "insurrectionists."

The Twelve:

Matt Gaetz [Q-FL]

Louie Gohmert [Q-TX]

Marjorie Taylor Greene [Q-GA]

Andy Biggs [Q-AZ]

Thomas Massie [Q-KY]

Andy Harris [Q-MD]

Lance Gooden [Q-TX]

Michael Cloud [Q-TX]

Andrew Clyde [Q-GA]

Bob Good [Q-VA]

Greg Steube [Q-FL]

John Rose [Q-TN]

They don’t like the idea that people, carrying Confederate flags, wearing shirts that Read ‘Six Million Jews Is Not Enough,’ armed with pepper spray, zip ties, and weapons, broke into a federal building, raided Congressional and Senate offices, defecated on walls, stole personal documents and computers, attacked police officers, and murder a police officer, would be called “insurrectionists.”

The party of Law and Order!

The Blue Lives Matter party!

But to the Twelve Traitors those people are patriots.

These Twelve Traitors need to be voted out of office.

The Funny Papers

Ted Littleford, Ed Wexler, Ed Hall, Clay Bennett, Clay Jones, Michael de Adder, Steve Sack, Nick Anderson, Kevin Siers, David Horsey, Christopher Weyant, Jack Ohman, Darrin Bell, Bill Bramhall, Dave Whamond, JD Crowe, Chris Britt, Luc Descheemaeker, Steve Benson