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Abdul El-Sayed, Democrat candidate for Senate from Michigan, schooling Fox News moron Jess Watters:

“You don’t want to talk about gas prices. You don’t want to talk about groceries … You want to bring up all this culture war. I am running for US Senate. It’s insane. I’m out here trying to take on the healthcare crisis and big pharma, and you’re asking me about who gets to play sports.”

Fox News doesn’t want to discuss the real issues because that’s what will cause the GOP to lose in the midterms, so they turn to stoking fear of trans athletes, of children being forced to transition.

Even this week the demented doddering draft dodge claimed he had personally ordered American hospitals to perform "reverse surgery" on transgender people.

That’s.A.Lie.

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Mark Ruffalo, actor, on being called anti-Semitic:

“The accusation that I am anti-Semitic is appalling and fundamentally dishonest. Criticizing the actions of the Israeli prime minister, a military technology contract, or the executives who supply it is not the same as criticizing Jewish people.”

It’s not the Jews, it’s the leaders of Israel and others who are the problem, and we should be able to separate the faith from the country.

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Robert Reich, professor, author, lawyer, and political commentator, on the corrupt complicit media:

“Thomson Reuters, which owns the news agency Reuters has signed a $125 million deal giving ICE access to its databases of personal data. USA Today has partnered with Palantir to gain ‘actionable intelligence’ on its audiences. The media should be opponents of [Cankles’] police state—not collaborators!”

You cannot trust nearly any formally reputable news agency when they are aiding and  abetting the ICEstapo.

Do your research, make up your mind, open your mouths and CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE.

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Tom Hanks, actor, on the whitewashing of American history by the Regime:

“Should our schools now teach the truth about [the Tulsa Race Massacre]? Yes, and they should also stop the battle to whitewash curriculums to avoid discomfort for students. America’s history is messy but knowing that makes us wiser and stronger people. 1921 is the truth, a portal to our shared paradoxical history.”

History is Black and white, gay straight, male, female, Christian, atheist, Asian, indigenous, young and old, and when you erase one group, there’s no hope that you won’t erase others that don’t fit the Nationalist Christian, AKA the Nat-C, agenda.

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Hunter Biden, on Rudy Giuliani’s threat to sue him for defamation:

“The disgraced former mayor of New York, Rudy—I was just tucking in my shirt—Giuliani, has threatened to sue me for defamation over an interview in which I never said his name. No one even mentioned him. [So] I want to apologize to Rudy. Going forward I will be certain to say his name directly. Rudy, you worked with known Russian agents and their proxies to spread lies about me and my father. Their names are Andrii Derkach, Konstantin Kulyk, Andriy Telizhenko and Oleksandr Dubinsky and more. Kulyk handed you a dossier filled with disinformation. You flew to Kyiv in December 2019 to sit down with Derkach, then went on television with him to sell his bullshit tapes. [Cankles’] own national security adviser warned the White House that what you brought back was Russian disinformation. You kept going. Then … Treasury Secretary, Steven Mnuchin, sanctioned Derkach in September 2020 as an active Russian agent for over a decade, for spreading the same lies you are still spitting. Four months later, on his way out the door, Mnuchin sanctioned the rest of your sources. Kulyk. Telizhenko. Dubinsky. Eleven people and four media front companies in all. Not sanctioned by me. Not by my father. By [Cankles’] Treasury Department. And remember Vienna Rudy. In October 2019 you, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman had tickets to fly there to collect a hard drive, courtesy of Dmytro Firtash, an indicted oligarch who has spent a decade in Vienna fighting extradition to the United States. Lev and Igor were arrested at Dulles holding one-way tickets. You canceled yours the next morning. That was way before a computer repairman in Wilmington was ever a twinkle in your eye. So please, @RudyGiuliani. Please, please sue me. Discovery will be a joy for everyone.”

I think I can smell Rudy’s Just For Men hair dye melting down his face right now.

I always say it but think of how far Rudy has fallen after 9/11 when he was dubbed America’s mayor to now when he’s a laughingstock and a moron.

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John Legend, singer, songwriter, on Cankles’ racism:

“He’s made it clear throughout his life that he believes Black people are inferior … he believes that to his core, in his bones. He wouldn’t let us live in his buildings back in the day. He clearly believes in a genetic hierarchy of humanity and it’s racially determined. So he is a tried-and-true, dyed-in-the-wool racist … in the core of his being he’s a racist.”

He was sued for refusing to rent apartments to people of color; he wanted five young  men put to death even after they were exonerated for a crime none of them committed , because of skin color.

On the first day of his campaign back in 2015 he said immigrants were drug dealers, rapists and murderers.

He’s.A.Racist.

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Jon Ossoff, Democrat Senate candidate for Georgia, on the outrage on the right because he invoked Natalie Harp in a speech:

"It’s been amazing to watch this White House meltdown over this all week. And about Natalie Harp, these White House staffers are adults, public officials paid by the taxpayer with immense power in positions of public trust. And whether it's Natalie Harp printing out [Cankles’] daily dose of delusion and flattery, or Peter Navarro steering taxpayer-funded loans to [Cankles] family investments, or Pete Hegseth deluding the President daily into deepening this quagmire in the Middle East, no one cares about their feelings. The sailors on the Lincoln are fighting his war, a war based on lies, while he plays with his new ballroom, flies around on a jet given to him by a foreign prince, and retreats into this circle of sycophantic aides who tell him every day what he wants to hear, not what he needs to hear. This entire White House is responsible for lying the country into war, and for the rest of their careers, they will be known for having participated in this obscenity."

BAM!! I love that the GOP is raging about Ossoff's remarks on Natalie Harp because these are the same people who support a rapist, a pedophile, and avowed pussy grabbing sexual predator and now they are losing it because Ossoff claimed Harp and Cankles ware bumping uglies?

Except … Ossoff never said Cankles and Natalie are having an affair; he just said the two spend an awful lot of time together, whether she’s leaving him daily notes of affirmation, or checking his diaper bag before they board Air Force One.

That’s all.

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Marc Murphy, attorney and political cartoonist, on outrage over Democrat Socialists:

“Spare me the handwringing over Social Democrats winning elections. Republicans gave us fascists, actual Nazis, and the least competent President in history. You’ll survive Medicare for all and maybe better schools.”

Would you rather socialists and healthcare or fascists and dead Americans in Iran?

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Hunter Biden, on the GOP tossing the word “socialist” at the Democrats, and he wants you to listen to what the people they demonize are actually proposing:

“If you want to call it socialism, to say that you believe that it is a right for every American to have access to healthcare—then so be it. We're the only industrialized nation in the world that does not provide free medical care to its people. And meanwhile, we have the worst results. I don't see what many of these people that are being labeled as socialists are asking for beyond anything that FDR promised with the New Deal. Social Security was once a radical idea. So were Medicare, unemployment insurance and a federal minimum wage. Public schools and libraries ask taxpayers to pay for services available to everybody, whether they personally use them or not. Americans don't spend much time worrying about what ideological label to slap on those things anymore. They just know that they make the country a better place to live [but] MAGA is trying to weaponize ‘socialism’ as a label meant to end the argument before it begins.”

Let’s start making the government work for We The People and if that means food we can afford, energy we can afford, no Wars for Profits, no tax cuts for billionaires then fucking sign me up.

Take a gander back through history and see which party has served the good of the country more often than not and which party has served themselves and the billionaire class.

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Mary T., Cankles’ niece, on Darline Graham Nordone:

“To the media, the woman running for Senate in South Carolina is Darline Nordone. If elected, she will help pass the Save Act, which means she won’t be able to vote because her married name—Nordone—doesn’t match the name on her birth certificate, which is Graham.”

In addition to being handed a seat in government just because her brother died, Darline stumbled big time in a debate this week. She was asked whether the U.S. has a national security interest in Taiwan and the South China Sea and admitted that “National security is not my thing.”

Do better South Carolina.

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James Talarico, Democrat candidate for Senate from Texas, on data centers:

“If these data centers can’t meet the demands of the people who live in these communities, they shouldn’t be built. It’s pretty simple: if these data centers can’t pay for their own energy, if they can’t recycle their water and fund the water infrastructure necessary to operate these facilities, if they can’t produce good paying union jobs, if they can’t get the consent of the people who live in these communities then they shouldn’t be built. Period. Full stop.”

So data centers are supposed to be good, but they can’t pay their own energy bills, they ruin the water, they destroy communities, and don’t offer good paying jobs?

Is there any answer other than, “No thanks”?

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Gavin Newsom, California Democrat Governor, on the treatment of sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, by this regime:

“Five thousand sailors and marines are being forced to remain at sea for [Cankles’] reckless war with Iran. Their families are sounding the alarm. He created the crisis and our service members are paying the price. End this failed war and bring them home.”

While he is spray-painting DC gold and building ballrooms and soiling his Pampers, our sailors are hungry, without hot water and the basic necessities, fighting a war of his making that he has no plans on how to end.

Vote Blue to hold Cankles’ and the entire complicit GOP accountable for the harm they’ve caused her and around the world.

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Hakeem Jeffries, Democrat Representative from New York and House Minority Leader, on what can, and will, happen in 100 days:

“In just 100 days, you can vote for an America where we p[ass the John Robert Lewis Voting Rights Advancement Act so we can end the era of voter suppression in this country once and for all … We have 100 days to change America.”

End the rich getting richer while the middle and lowers classes cannot afford food or gas or housing or healthcare or college.

End these never-ending wars for profit.

End ICE.

One hundred days and then CAST AGODDAMNED VOTE!

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Jon Ossoff, Democrat Senator from Georgia, on Cankles grift while more and more Americans suffer:

“While the people pay more for everything and millions lose health coverage, while he rakes in billions and builds himself a ballroom and prepares again to attack our elections … he reanimates his 2020 obsession while he spirals in fear of the rebuke to come this fall and the accountability that will follow it. Because accountability is coming.”

Stay diligent, stay vigilant, and know your rights when it comes to voting.

If we stand together and stand up this regime can come tumbling down and accountability will follow.

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Rosie O’Donnell, comedian and actor, on who is responsible for the disaster that is Cankles:

“I really do blame Mark Burnett and the producers of The Apprentice for selling a lie to the American people, for selling that show as fact when it was fiction, and pretending this mediocre man was somehow a leading businessman in the country. It is the biggest load of crap. I find it very unbelievable that people can’t see him for what he is … even with 34 felonies [and] convictions.”

As many folks say, “There’s a sucker born every minute,” and Cankles was able to sell them a lie masked as a dream, and hate as power, and racism as a new America.

Burnett used Cankles to reach those idiot masses.

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Hunter Biden, son of former President Joe Biden and proud pot-stirrer, on the recent White House Correspondents reboot:

“I watched [his] speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night. It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me. Sad and embarrassed and exhausted. Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one. People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room. Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old. He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second. That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed. There is a name for it. So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers. The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin. And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride. Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was. And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving. Just another joke at our expense.”

And sadly a joke that we allowed to reach the White House twice and we’ll have to treat him like a squatter to get him out.

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James Talarico, Democrat candidate for Senator from Texas, on the priorities of the current regime:

“We are closing schools and hospitals in this country, so we can bomb schools and hospitals in other countries. There is never enough money for education and healthcare, but there’s always enough money for war. This morning, we learned that one of our own, Pvt. Isabella Gonzales, was killed by an Iranian airstrike in Jordan. Isabella grew up in Carrollton, not too far from here. she was just 19 years old. she just graduated from Hebron High School. Isabella was sent to serve in a reckless war that no one asked for. we pay for it with our tax dollars. Isabella paid for it with her life.”

I thought Cankles big goal was America first but it’s not; it’s the rich first and then fuck everyone else.

Fuck the poor, fuck the children, fuck the ill, fuck the military, as long as those checks clear.

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Jasmine Crockett, Democrat Representative from Texas, on GOP attempt to whitewash the National Museum of American History:

“Welcome to the Republicans' white pride rally disguised as a congressional hearing. It might be uncomfortable for some people on this committee to hear about the true history of America, and I hate that for them. But facts are facts. It's a fact that there is a violent, exclusionary, discriminatory, sexist, and racist part of American history, where our indigenous populations were forcibly displaced from their land, where thousands of Black people were unjustly lynched, where Black people were denied the right to vote, and they still trying to do it today. Women needed their husbands' permission to open a bank account, where people with disabilities were routinely excluded from schools, workplaces, and public life, where four little Black girls were murdered by the KKK at the 16th Street Baptist Church, and a lot of this wasn't that long ago. In fact, three of those girls would be 77 and one would be 74. More than 40 members of Congress serving right now would be older than them. Ruby Bridges, who was the first Black child to desegregate an all-white school, is only 71 years old. More than 100 members of Congress serving right now are older than her. So, attacks on the Smithsonian or any other institution that's willing to tell the true history of America is not only an attempt to rewrite history; it's an attempt to erase history."

If you forget history, you are likely to repeat it … Hitler to Cankles.

American history is white and male and Christian, yes, but it’s also Black, Brown, Yellow, Red and female, LGBTQ+, young and old, Jewish and Catholic and Protectant and atheist and agnostic.

And don’t ever fucking forget that.

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Jasmine Crockett, Democrat Representative from Texas, on Cankles obsession with the Nobel Peace Prize:

“This self-obsessed president keeps whining about not getting the Nobel Peace Prize, but under his administration a father was just killed by ICE. Children are still locked away in detention centers. And this war he promised he’d end? It’s still going [so] spare us the pity party. We deserve better.”

Peace isn’t killing schoolgirls in Iran or Americans on the streets of this country. Peace isn’t starting wars in Iran and threatening to start more wars.

But that illiterate fuck in the White House is too delusional to see that.

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Hunter Biden, on the death of Miss Lindsey:

“When I heard about Senator Graham’s death last night, the first thing I thought about was not all the things he said and did in service of [Cankles]. I thought of the time before [Cankles] when he was a brother to Senator McCain. A time when senators from different parties could fight about politics and still be friends. A time when a conservative Republican from South Carolina could say of my father, “If you can’t admire Joe Biden as a person, you’ve got a problem. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in politics. As good a man as God every created.” This is the Senator Graham I will remember today. Not because I have forgotten what came after [but] because in that memory there is hope. Hope for a country where brothers can fight like hell over policy and still share a meal, and a laugh, and the loss of the people they love. I will choose to remember the time before [Cankles] because I believe in an America after [him].”

Once again, Hunter is spot on … this time about the fall of Lindsey Graham after hitching his wagon to a traitor.

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Thomas Massie, GOP Representative from Kentucky, on Cankles and the GOP screaming about election fraud:

“It’s ironic that we Republicans control the House, Senate, Supreme, Supreme Court and White House –and we’re lying about election fraud? We won all the damn elections. What are we doing with that? We’re bankrupting the country. We’re starting new wars. We’re violating the Constitution. We Republicans are not cracking down on the fraud.”

Seriously, how do you control every branch of governemt if the other party cheated at the election.

Make it make sense.

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Raphael Warnock, Democrat Senator from Georgia, on Cankles perpetual fight to relitigate the outcome of the 2020 election:

“[He] lost in Georgia in 2020. That’s not my opinion, it’s a fact. The votes were counted, recounted, audited, and litigated. He lost, he lost, he lost. He’s trying to sow doubt on the integrity of our elections in Georgia a so he can create the pretext to interfere in 2026. This president is a liar, a cheater, and a fraud and he has shown us over and over again that staying in power matters more to him than anything else.”

We’ve all heard the phone call or Cankles demanding Georgia find 11,780 votes so he could win the state. And we all remember Miss Lindsey going after Georgia and being smacked down by every single court, including Scotus.

Do not believe the GOP lies.

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Michael Fanone, former DC police officer attacked on the Capitol on January 6, on Lindsey Graham’s death:

“Lindsey Graham is dead. I will always remember my first and only encounter with him when he looked the grieving mother of a dead police officer in the face and barked that he wasn’t going to listen to her blame [Cankles] for January 6^th. When I showed him my body cam footage of that day he turned away and looked at his phone. Rest in Piss, you fucking worthless scumbag. If there is a Hell I hope you’re in it.”

Harsh words? I don’t think so, not when you remember that the day after January 6 Lindsey Graham spoke in Congress saying he was “done” with Cankles after the insurrection, and then just a few months later he completely switched his opinion.

Res in Piss, indeed.

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Hunter Biden, on his Nobel Peace Prize nominee:

“I am officially nominating Donald J. [Cankles] for the Nobel Peace Prize. No president in history has ended the same war so many times. Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No president has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it. It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

And just yesterday the ceasefire was off, again, and the bombing was on, again, and gas price soared, again.

And he was profiting from the job.

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Cory Booker, Democrat Senator from New Jersey, on the Presidential Grift™:

“If you put $100 dollars into [Cankles’] meme coin just before the inauguration, it’s be worth $2.34 today. But [Cankles]? We just learned he’s up $635 million. Then there’s that $526,810,321 he made in token sales from the family crypto company and the $196,875,000 he made from the family stable coins. And the $65,625,000 he made from an equity sale  in the family crypto company. Remember, this is all from last year. [He] has been running a full-on crypto scam out of the Oval Office. He’s a disgrace.”

Well, he’s actually a lying cheating racist rapist, sexual predator pedophile disgrace.

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Michael Franken, US Navy Admiral Retired, disproving the GOP ongoing lie about voter fraud:

“In Utah, Republicans completed a comprehensive voter investigation looking for voter fraud. Of two million voters, [only] one non-citizen registered to vote and no non-citizen voted. Voter fraud is a Republican myth, and the Save Act is Republican nonsense.”

It’s no myth, it’s a lie and their only desperate attempt to keep their jobs. If Democrats get out and vote in record numbers—remember, we outnumber the GOP—this lie will die, just like the GOP.

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Raja Krishnamoorthi, Democrat Representative from Illinois, promising to take on the USPS over mail-in voting:

“If the postal service moves forward with [Cankles’] plan to restrict mail ballot delivery, I’ll pursue a Congressional subpoena of the Postmaster General and lead efforts to remove him from office. No administration should be able to use the Postal Service to make it harder for Americans to vote.”

Fight fire with fire; file suit against every single attempt the GOP puts forth to steal the election.

Oh, and remember that Cankles and his entire family vote by mail so if they trust the process shouldn’t you?

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David Frum, political commentator and former speechwriter for George W. Bush, on the disaster that is Cankles:

“Few of us have access to full information on how [Cankles] lost the Iran War. But we can all see the fiasco that [he] has made of the 250^th anniversary [of American independence] celebrations. Watching [him] fail at something easy helps illustrate why he was doomed to mess up anything difficult.”

His birthday; the ballroom; the reflecting pool; the war; America’s birthday; the American State Fair; that Knicks game; the US game in the World Cup.

It all goes to shiz because he’s inept and demented.

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James Talarico, Democrat candidate for Senator from Texas, demolishing Ted Cruz for smearing him as not "masculine" enough to win in Texas:

"Yeah, there's been a lot of talk in this race about what it means to be a real man and recently on the campaign trail, I told the story of my adoptive dad, the man who gave me his last name, the man who raised me as his own. Every Saturday morning, Mark Talarico would mow our lawn, whether it was rain or shine, whether he wanted to or not, he insisted on mowing our lawn himself. And then without anyone asking him to, he would go next door and mow our neighbor's lawn because our neighbor was elderly, she was a widow. And my dad never talked about it. He just did it. Because that's what a man does. A man takes responsibility. A man upholds his commitments to his family and his neighbors. A man does what's right even when no one is watching. And here's what real men don't do... They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. They don't steal from other people in order to enrich themselves. And so I've said before, and I will keep saying, that real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves and so I welcome this debate about what it means to be a man. And I don't think Ken Paxton or Ted Cruz are in a position to tell anybody what a real man is."

Someone should tell Ted Cruz that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones. After Cankles called Rafael’s wife ugly during the 2016 Republican primary, Cruz went on to kiss the ring and the ass of Cankles; he sold his own family in pursuit of power; so manly.

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Bobservations

I’ve told y’all before about the woman from the Catholic Church who sometimes gives Carlos rides to interpretations if I’m working. Well, he and this woman, who I have dubbed his CarWife, have also started going for walks every so often when I’m at work and recently, another woman from the church has joined them. So, Tuesday morning over breakfast they began texting Carlos about walking on Wednesday or Thursday and he responded that he was open to it and then … these two women began texting so furiously in a text chain to one another and to Carlos that I thought I was sitting at a slot machine in Vegas during a huge payout!!

I’m glad he’s got some friends and gets out of the house while I’m working—most of his translations lately have been via phone or Zoom—but they need to simplify their texts!

Here’s a Tale of Tuxedo from January 2010 entitled, Thank You Nora!

One of my oldest, dearest friends, Nora, has a dog named Cotton that she loves like it was, well, anything but a dog. I get pictures of the dog, cards from the dog, calendars of the dog. You'd think it was a cat. Anyway, this year, for my birthday—and before you ask I am somewhere between forty and death—my old old OLD friend Nora sent me a stuffed toy dog that looks ::::gulp:::: just like her dog Cotton. 

Along with a picture of Cotton wishing me Happy Birthday.

So, naturally, I had to show her what a gorgeous animal like Tuxedo: The Most Beautiful Cat EVER!!! with a Thank You "card" looks like.

Thanks Nora, the cats love their new playtoy!!!

I have been having the best time with Hunter Biden on social media taking on the haters like he has zero fucks to give/ So here are a few things he’s posted of late, and responses to some people who have come for him or his family.

After a guy named Aaron Jones Tweeted that Hunter’s “whole family is a disgrace” Hunter replied:

“I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more women than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the howl point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick the message. Try listening to the words.”

Then a guy named Stefan Smith took on Hunter’s parents, claiming they were broker because no big offers came after Joe left the White House so they had to write books to settle scores, and Hunter replied:

“You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice: write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.”

And just to make it clear, Hunter posted this:

“So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a privte island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “What about the paintings Hunter?”

Please.”

And then he posted this:

“Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn't trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

Al is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like love you, but WTF, but l still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn't a good guy looking out for America's best interest.

Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn't hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It's like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we're told to fight about:

Me.

Laptop.

Vaccines.

Transgenders in sports.

Pronouns.

That's the joke.

-Hunter Biden”

Hunter is the weapon the Democrats need to learn from as they take on the criminal in the White House and the criminals in the GOP.

And since we mentioned Jared and Ivanka’s “private island,” here’s an update I read on Bluesky:

“Albania has frozen the assets of the Trump/Kushner/Qatari project now under a corruption investigation by Albanias SPAK (Struktura e Posaçme Kundër Korrupsionit dhe Krimit të Organizuar) Albania’s independent anti-corruption and organized crime prosecution office.

Poor Ivanka was working so hard on a color pallet and Pinterest Page “Island Submarine Base, Coachella, Fashion Week, Supervillain Lair,” all that work on hold. Looks like she’ll have to go back to doing Marie Antoinette cosplay and posting selfies of her living her best life. Jared has no doubt returned to his basement to pull the wings off butterflies.”

Snap.

And speaking of pigs, Georgia Superior Court Judge William McClain sentenced Jose Torres and Kayla Norton to 20 years and 15 years in prison for shouting racial slurs and threatening black adults and children at a child's birthday party in 2015.

Torres and Norton were members of a group of Confederate flag supporters, many of whom belonged to the group known as Respect the Flag. For two days, this group of bigots drove around in pickups waving Confederate flags and shouting slurs at black families in counties outside Atlanta.

In Douglasville, these morons yelled racial slurs at the birthday party's attendees as they drove by; Torres threatened to kill the people at the party with a shotgun Norton had loaded and retrieved from his truck.

The couple faces probation after serving their prison time and are both banished from Douglas County.

Both Torres and Norton broke down in tears at their sentencing.

Sorry, not sorry. Enjoy prison and I hope you serve all of your time.

Now I need some Matheus Riehl to cleanse my palate … Matheus is a professional Brazilian male model, smolderingly hot and so, Would You Hit It?