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There is a woman who gives Carlos rides to court if I can’t and I have dubbed her his CarWife. He loathes that so you know I run with it.

Well, this woman asked him to meet her son, who is on the Autism spectrum, because both he and Carlos are science nerds.

This week the woman’s husband had a minor heart procedure and Carlos texted that he was glad it all went well and signed off:

“Sending him love.”

He tells me this and I ask, dumbfounded:

“Are you dating this entire family? I mean, first the mom and then the son and now the husband?”

His mother-wife, and son-husband, and husband-husband??? It’s all too much!

This Tuxedo Says is from September 2021 when COVIDIOTS were spreading their so-called cures:

"I swear, one of these days Tuxedo is gonna snap his neck with all the head shaking at the daily news."

I still feel that way today!

Ketanji Brown Jackson graduated magna cum laude from Harvard-Radcliffe College and cum laude from Harvard Law School where she was an editor of the Harvard Law Review. She had 20 years’ experience as a lawyer and 10 years’ experience as a federal judge when she was nominated for the Supreme Court. And the GOP called her a DEI hire.

Markwayne Mullin has a high school diploma and a 2-year community college degree in construction management, no military or law enforcement service, and was a cow-calf rancher. He was nominated to be secretary of Homeland Security. And the GOP rallied behind him.

Think on that!

After San Antonio officials removed a rainbow crosswalk in the city’s Pride Cultural Heritage District, the community responded by installing rainbow sidewalks.

This is The Resistance at work!

You wonder why Cankles wants the SAVE Act passed so desperately that he’s refusing to sign any other bills until it goes through? Look at this:

In 2024, Cankles won nearly 58% of the vote in Starr County, Texas.

Last week, 96% of all votes cast for Senator were in the Democratic Primary.

Yes, you read that right.

If Cankles wants boots on the ground in Iran he should deploy the ICEstapo. They’ve spent months terrorizing American cities like some kind of elite military force so send ‘em to war.

Let’s see how brave they are now.

Oy, Cankles’ favorite attorney lapdog, Alina Habba, made such a gaffe on live TV while trying to nail Kamala Harris. She was being interviewed on Newsmax when she tried to say that Kamala Harris didn’t know Reverend Jesse Jackson so why did she attend the funeral:

“If you look at Kamala Harris’ comments of desperation at Reggie Jackson’s funeral, and she didn’t even know him, if you look at this, they’re reaching so far.”

Um, Alina, honey? It was the funeral of civil rights icon Reverend Jesse Jackson and not the funeral of a former baseball player who is, in fact, not dead.

Speaking Cankles held a press conference at his Doral golf resort amid the ongoing illegal war in Iran and said this idiocy:

“All of the people that died through the roadside bombs. Died and are, right now, walking around with no legs, no arms.”

Seriously stupid and demented and unfit for office.

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Alan Ritchson, actor, on how his devotion to his faith has led him to be critical of the former president and the Catholic Church!

"I'm a Christian quite simply because of what Jesus calls us to do. Love other people until death … [But] Christians today have become the most vitriolic tribe; it is so antithetical to what Jesus was calling us to be and to do. [Thing 45] is a rapist and a con man, and yet the entire Christian church seems to be treating him like he's their poster child and it's unreal. I don't understand it. [And] I can't for one second support the Catholic Church while there are still cardinals, bishops and priests being passed around with known pedophilic tendencies. It's worth saying that the atrocities that are happening in the church that are being actively covered up, even to this day with people not being held accountable, is repulsive.”

Spot on; nice to see a man who calls himself a Christian calling out the hypocrisy of those so-called Christians, or the pedophile priests and the cult  that supports them

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Alina Habba, today on Fox News.

“I think that we’re seeing a painful, unfortunately, jury selection because we’re in the state of New York, which is definitely by design. There is no question that Bragg bringing this in New York—look at the Fulton County D.A., and so on and so forth, Washington, D.C.—these venues are selected exactly for this reason. Judges admonishing the defendant like today, I’ve seen it time and time again. I’ve been admonished like that—it’s by design. It makes you appear to be inept, it’s to make you appear to be stupid in front of a jury. And don’t think that it’s not intentional. All the trolls, all the journalists, they’ll put that out there.”

Honey, you don’t need any help looking, sounding, acting, and litigating like an inept former contestant on America’s Next Top Model.

That’s all …

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Marc Molinaro, GOP Representative from New York, also bashing Moscow Marge on CNN:

“We have a bipartisan government, and the only way good policy is gonna be made better, the only way we’re gonna stand shoulder to shoulder with our allies—Israel and Ukraine—the only way we push back against evil like Putin, is to do it in a bipartisan way. And I want to be judged by my ability and willingness to work across the aisle with anyone who’s honest and earnest about solving the problems that face America and the people I serve. [Marjorie Taylor Greene’s] theater and this constant effort to hold the Congress hostage has to come to an end. I’m gonna have no part in it. And a good number of my colleagues—conservative and moderate—believe that enough is enough. It is time to move on and to move past this kind of nonsense.”

Finally. I love seeing more and more GOPers speaking out about the histrionics and showboating and lying of Moscow Marge. Now, if her constituents would do something about her …

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Eric Swalwell, on Thing 45 and Mike Johnson meeting at Mar-Illegal:

“It’s too rich that [Thing 45] and Mike Johnson are talking to us about election integrity. That’s like having to listen to a lecture by Bonnie and Clyde on bank security. I mean, it’s absurd considering what they did in the 2020 election to try and overturn it.”

The ignorance, hypocrisy, and ability to blatantly lie is what Hair Furor does, but Johnson, who paints himself as a God-fearing man doing the same is even worse.

God is watching Christian Nationalist Mike Johnson and She is not happy.

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Stephen Miller, on Fox News, running his mouth about … style:

“The most stylish president and first lady in our lifetimes are [Hair Furor and Melanie]. [He] is a style icon! He changed American fashion on The Apprentice. People spent the next 10 years trying to dress like [him]. So, if anybody deserves a puff piece on their sense of style, it’s [Hair Furor] and the first lady. Joe Biden looks like a walking corpse! The only style article to be written about Joe Biden is how you have mastered the art of looking embalmed because that is what Joe Biden looks like every single day when they jerk him up and he goes about his schedule.”

The idea that someone who looks like he’s living in Hitler’s bunker while looking like the love child of Voldemort and Gollum thinks he knows what style is, and picks the guy who spackles himself in orange putty with the wife who is drawn so tight her ears meet at the back of her head, is high-larious.

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Billy Porter, gay icon, delivering a powerful speech about the current challenges faced by the LGBTQ+ community.

"I was 16 years old at the beginning of the AIDS crisis. We didn't have the luxury to hide. We didn't have the luxury to not be active. We had to go straight to the front lines to fight for our lives, and that's exactly what we did. We came together as a community, we fought back, and we succeeded in. Yes, the world changed because we came together. [And] we're now in a position where we must come together again. We must fight the forces of evil that are trying to destroy us. The one thing that I do know, and the one message that I try to exude everywhere I go, is that the change has already happened. We don't have any time for fear ... There's no need for fear. There's no room for silence. We speak, we write, we do language. This is how civilizations heal. I'm an artist; the only way I know how to do it is through my art. I am grateful that I can do it through my art. I am grateful that the people are receiving that, that you are receiving what it is that I'm trying to do. … Coming from the civil rights movement, you know, there's a song called 'A Change Is Gonna Come.' I love that song, but the change came, and the change went. What are we gonna do now? It's time for all of us to come together and figure out what 'going high' looks like in this new world order. It is not 1963. We cannot use the same tactics. I am not a politician, so I don't know what the answer is. But it's not what we're doing now. It's time to re-engage. It's time to pay attention again. It's time to get in these streets again. This is not a parade, it's a march. That's what it was when we started. This march [is] political."

And the march goes on …

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Jimmy Kimmel, in one of his opening monologues this week:

“The Great White Supremacist has until Monday to come up with a $464 million bond, or the state may seize and sell his property. [Thing 45] said nobody has ever heard of anything like this before. [Thing 45]  needs cash and—we never heard of most of the crazy stuff he did before—I mean, nobody ever heard of the president changing the weather with a Sharpie before either. Something tells me over the weekend, [Thing 45]’s going to start talking about how strong Vladimir Putin is, and suddenly a dump truck full of rubles will pull up and cover this for him. But of course the real loser here is Melania. She may end up with half of the nothing he owns now. I hope she got an advance on that prenup, because if you think she hates him now, wait until he’s poor. [Thing 45] yesterday asked the Supreme Court to grant him absolute immunity in the case related to the events of January 6th, and he also wants immunity from chlamydia, just in case, you know. But his argument is that the threat of future imprisonment, not for him, it would prevent the president from doing potentially illegal things, which I think is the point of prison in the first place. But if [Thing 45] wants immunity, he should drink bleach like he told us to do when we wanted immunity.”

Aaaaaaand scene!

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Alina Habba, Thing 45’s trick, er, lawyer, on a QAnon podcast saying “the real insurrection” was against Thing 45:

“There have been people that have testified in front of Congress that have said that there were FBI assets put on the ground on January 6. I know that my client said, ‘Go peacefully and patriotically.’ I’m not sure how, when you add those two things up, that means there was an insurrection started by [Thing 45]. It sounds to me like there was a planned political movement, and it wasn’t by Republicans. And if you look at the footage that has come out where they try and make it sound horrific but you see people being guided with security, I mean—and I wasn’t there; I’m not—I wasn’t part of the administration, but I can tell you what I see on TV. I can tell you what I hear when people are testifying, and none of that amounts to this. They use these words, ‘fraud’ and ‘insurrectionist’—anything that they can—disgusting phrases about women and his treatment towards women that are just not true and have no factual basis. And I see it over and over again.”

Alina, honey, he’s never going to pay you and he’s never going to marry you; he may grab you by the pussy because, no matter how many times you say he didn’t say that, he did say it, and he did do it.

See you at Starbucks when this is all over and  try to get my order right.

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Lev Parnas, former associate of Drunkle Rudy Giuliani, this week’s Hunter Biden hearing, tearing the GOP to shreds:

“The American people have been lied to, by [Thing 45], Rudy Giuliani, and various co-hosts of individuals in government and media positions. They created falsehoods to serve their own interests knowing it would undermine the strength of our nation. The only information ever pushed on the Bidens and Ukraine has come from one source and one source only: Russia and Russian agents predicated on false information spread by the Kremlin. Every person integral to this shadow diplomacy knew that the Biden corruption rumors were baseless. Then-Congressman Devin Nunes, Senator Ron Johnson, and many other individuals understood that they were pushing a false narrative. The same goes for John Solomon, Sean Hannity, and media personnel, particularly at Fox News, who used that narrative to manipulate the public ahead of the 2020 election. They are still doing this today, as we approach the 2024 election.”

Ash yourselves a simple question: do you trust Putin and Russia, and if you don’t, and you shouldn’t, ask yourselves why the GOP trusts them so much.

Criminals, all.

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Michael Knowles, conservative political commentator, on his podcast squawking about same-sex marriage:

“Whether we reverse the Obergefell decision or not, gay marriage has not been legal for 10 years. Gay marriage doesn’t exist because it’s not possible. It’s no knock—I got a lot of friends who are a little light in the loafers. You know, I went to a very gay university and I’m from New York and I lived in LA. So this has nothing to do with, you know, the icky gays or whatever. It’s just not possible. It’s just not what marriage is. As we just discussed, sexual difference, complementarity is part of the very definition of marriage. And that derives, not from some thought in that guy’s head, but from nature. So, yeah, we can pass a court decision or whatever, it’s not gonna change the—whatever word you wanna use for it—the union that creates and educates children and mutually supports the spouses. That’s just gonna be what it is.”

Clearly this wingnut—and let me make this perfectly queer: he has no gay friends because no open and proud gay man or women would have a friend like this—hasn’t seen the facts, or read a newspaper, or even spoken to anyone whose brain fires on more than one cylinder.

Same-sex marriage is here to stay, and marriage is not just to produce children, but a commitment between two people to the world, gay or straight. If marriage was only about children then straight couples who choose not to procreate, or couples who cannot procreate, would not have the right to marriage.

Michael Knowles, who seems like a self-loathing, closeted gay man who loves to brag about the gay places he’s been and the gay schools he went to and the gay friends he has, is still living in the last century.

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Joan Jett, blasting MAGAt has-been Ted Nugent after he blew a gasket because Rolling Stone put her on its list of “100 Greatest Guitarists”:

“Neither should he. Is that his implication, that he should be on the list instead of me? Well, that’s just typical—it’s what I’ve dealt with my whole life, being written off. Ted Nugent has to live with being Ted Nugent. He has to be in that body, so that’s punishment enough He’s not a tough guy. He plays tough guy, but this is the guy who sh*t his pants—literally—so he didn’t have to go in the Army. So this is the tough guy who’s running around America, stirring things up against each other.”

Nugent is a talentless misogynistic pig and Joan Jett is a rock icon with zero fucks to give.

That’s all.

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