Meme Dump

Don’t F%k With Jenny From Down Under

One of the best ways to get revenge on someone who’s done you wrong is to tell EVERYONE their business, even if it makes you look bad.

Yes, sometimes revenge is sweet.

Just ask Jenny, an Australian woman who took her revenge to the ad section of the local newspaper when her partner, Steve, cheated on her. Steve was a serial cheater, and Jenny had finally had enough but rather than confront him—cuz what fun is that—she took out a full-page ad in the Mackay and Whitsunday Life, letting everyone in town know Steve’s a filthy cheater.

And to add insult to injury, Jenny literally made Steve pay for the ad, though when the paper tried to process the payment, it was declined since the billing and booking names didn’t match up, so Steve got off … again.

DListed

_____'s Giant Ego, Little Dick

I know it’s no shock how idiotic, childish, unhinged, unfit, mentally and physically, _____is as president, but even this gave me pause.

We know that _____ loves to play golf because he plays it all the time, even during a manufactured national emergency, and we all know he’s a lying narcissist, but …

If you were to visit _____ International Golf Club you would find a series of small rectangular brass plaques on his locker, recognizing him as the 1999, 2001 and 2009 club champion, and the 2012 and 2013 senior champion. But there's a new one that says he was the club champion in 2018 … while he was president!

______, who  turned 72 last year, an impressive age to win even a senior club championship, is the reigning club champion at his own _____ International course. And that most recent “win” in 2018, brings his club-championship haul—all won at clubs bearing his name, mind you—to an even 20.

But, and here’s where you might be shocked, that plaque is a lie. You see, _____ is not actually the men’s champion at the club, he’s the co-champion, though that distinction is not made on his locker plaque.

Ted Virtue, a 58-year-old CEO from New York, had actually won the 2018 club championship title alone, but after winning the championship, _____ ran into him at the club and said something like:

“The only reason you won is because I couldn’t play.”

______ cited the demands and pressures of his “job” although he did make twenty visits to that club alone in 2018. And so, because _____’s ego won’t stand a loss, he proposed a nine-hole challenge match to Virtue, winner-takes-the-title.

Virtue said yes; _____won. And then _____ said to Virtue something like:

“This isn’t fair — we’ll be co-champions.”

Except that the only reason there was a match between the two is because the childish Toddler-In-Chief who owns the club, basically demanded a rematch, even though Virtue was the clear winner.

But _____ wanted that plaque on his locker so … coerce, lie, cheat; just like the White House. I mean it's not enough to be the effing President of the United States, he wants to be a golf champion at the clubs he owns.

Here's the "champion"golfing ... look at his, um, form!