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Marc Murphy, Jesse Duquette, Matt Davies, RJ Matson, Max Espinoza, Michael de Adder, Lalo Alcaraz, Gary Huck, Daniel Boris

Bobservations

Our contractor stopped by this week to discuss the kitchen and bring the bill for the work on removing the skylights and replacing the ceiling in the sunroom, and as we chatted we started talking about the cats. I said I wanted another cat and Craig said:

“I don’t know. Carlos’ face says something else.”

“Well, you remember Tuxedo, right?”

“Yeah, he always came out to check my work when I was here.”

“I saw a Tuxedo on the front walk and then he disappeared and I haven’t seen him since. I think our Tuxedo was here telling us to get another cat.”

“But you have two now, and you’re gonna want three?”

I smirked a little and  said to Carlos:

“Tell Craig how many cats you had when I first moved to Miami.”

“I had a few.”

“TELL HIM!”

“I had eight cats.”

Craig was shocked and then looked back at Carlos:

“Then I guess you can handle one more … or even six more.”

Carlos was stunned into silence.

This Tuxedo Says is from March 2021: It’s quite clear that Tuxedo was, and is, my favorite pet of all time; he and I thought exactly alike.

Keep this in mind as you listen to the lunatics … President Cankles is vaccinated, as are his kids … the CouchF*cker is vaccinated, as are his kids … every Senator who confirmed RFK Jr is vaccinated and so are their kids … even RFK Jr vaccinated his kids.

So ask yourself why they’re all vaccinated but they don’t think you should get the shot.

Clearly, I really, really like a rip-roaring game of musical cakes! Who’s up for it? It’s all about that base, about that base, tabout hat base, no treble ….

On Facebook this week people are calling RFK Jr’s wife, Cheryl Hines, The Marvelous Mrs. Measles and I am here for it.

To be fair, Hines disagrees with her husband but still she stays with the crazy.

Let this sink in … the GOP wants y'all to believe that twenty-two years ago the Democrats forged President Cankles signature on a birthday drawing to Jeffrey Epstein, then put that drawing into a leather binder and gave it back to Epstein, and then had it seized from Epstein during Cankles first term so they could bring it out during his second term.

Oh, and Cankles and all his minions in the Cult say that’s not his signature … you decide:

Democrat James Walkinshaw just won the Special Election for Virginia’s 11th Congressional District beating a Felon backed MAGAt by a landslide and gives the Democrats another vote to release the Epstein files.

The Resistance is real.

Ethan Vaughan is a model and an actor and quite young at twenty-five, but does age matter … if the question is Would You Hit It?

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