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Jon Ossoff, Democrat Senate candidate for Georgia, on the outrage on the right because he invoked Natalie Harp in a speech:

"It’s been amazing to watch this White House meltdown over this all week. And about Natalie Harp, these White House staffers are adults, public officials paid by the taxpayer with immense power in positions of public trust. And whether it's Natalie Harp printing out [Cankles’] daily dose of delusion and flattery, or Peter Navarro steering taxpayer-funded loans to [Cankles] family investments, or Pete Hegseth deluding the President daily into deepening this quagmire in the Middle East, no one cares about their feelings. The sailors on the Lincoln are fighting his war, a war based on lies, while he plays with his new ballroom, flies around on a jet given to him by a foreign prince, and retreats into this circle of sycophantic aides who tell him every day what he wants to hear, not what he needs to hear. This entire White House is responsible for lying the country into war, and for the rest of their careers, they will be known for having participated in this obscenity."

BAM!! I love that the GOP is raging about Ossoff's remarks on Natalie Harp because these are the same people who support a rapist, a pedophile, and avowed pussy grabbing sexual predator and now they are losing it because Ossoff claimed Harp and Cankles ware bumping uglies?

Except … Ossoff never said Cankles and Natalie are having an affair; he just said the two spend an awful lot of time together, whether she’s leaving him daily notes of affirmation, or checking his diaper bag before they board Air Force One.

That’s all.

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Marc Murphy, attorney and political cartoonist, on outrage over Democrat Socialists:

“Spare me the handwringing over Social Democrats winning elections. Republicans gave us fascists, actual Nazis, and the least competent President in history. You’ll survive Medicare for all and maybe better schools.”

Would you rather socialists and healthcare or fascists and dead Americans in Iran?

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Hunter Biden, on the GOP tossing the word “socialist” at the Democrats, and he wants you to listen to what the people they demonize are actually proposing:

“If you want to call it socialism, to say that you believe that it is a right for every American to have access to healthcare—then so be it. We're the only industrialized nation in the world that does not provide free medical care to its people. And meanwhile, we have the worst results. I don't see what many of these people that are being labeled as socialists are asking for beyond anything that FDR promised with the New Deal. Social Security was once a radical idea. So were Medicare, unemployment insurance and a federal minimum wage. Public schools and libraries ask taxpayers to pay for services available to everybody, whether they personally use them or not. Americans don't spend much time worrying about what ideological label to slap on those things anymore. They just know that they make the country a better place to live [but] MAGA is trying to weaponize ‘socialism’ as a label meant to end the argument before it begins.”

Let’s start making the government work for We The People and if that means food we can afford, energy we can afford, no Wars for Profits, no tax cuts for billionaires then fucking sign me up.

Take a gander back through history and see which party has served the good of the country more often than not and which party has served themselves and the billionaire class.

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Mary T., Cankles’ niece, on Darline Graham Nordone:

“To the media, the woman running for Senate in South Carolina is Darline Nordone. If elected, she will help pass the Save Act, which means she won’t be able to vote because her married name—Nordone—doesn’t match the name on her birth certificate, which is Graham.”

In addition to being handed a seat in government just because her brother died, Darline stumbled big time in a debate this week. She was asked whether the U.S. has a national security interest in Taiwan and the South China Sea and admitted that “National security is not my thing.”

Do better South Carolina.

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James Talarico, Democrat candidate for Senate from Texas, on data centers:

“If these data centers can’t meet the demands of the people who live in these communities, they shouldn’t be built. It’s pretty simple: if these data centers can’t pay for their own energy, if they can’t recycle their water and fund the water infrastructure necessary to operate these facilities, if they can’t produce good paying union jobs, if they can’t get the consent of the people who live in these communities then they shouldn’t be built. Period. Full stop.”

So data centers are supposed to be good, but they can’t pay their own energy bills, they ruin the water, they destroy communities, and don’t offer good paying jobs?

Is there any answer other than, “No thanks”?

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Gavin Newsom, California Democrat Governor, on the treatment of sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, by this regime:

“Five thousand sailors and marines are being forced to remain at sea for [Cankles’] reckless war with Iran. Their families are sounding the alarm. He created the crisis and our service members are paying the price. End this failed war and bring them home.”

While he is spray-painting DC gold and building ballrooms and soiling his Pampers, our sailors are hungry, without hot water and the basic necessities, fighting a war of his making that he has no plans on how to end.

Vote Blue to hold Cankles’ and the entire complicit GOP accountable for the harm they’ve caused her and around the world.

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Barack Obama, greatest president in my lifetime, living rent free in Cankles addled brain, pointing to the 2015 nuclear deal as evidence that Tehran’s program can be constrained without  military intervention:

“We went about trying to negotiate a diplomatic agreement that would get the enriched uranium out of Iran, that would assure they could not get to a nuclear weapon without us knowing about it … and that there were mechanisms in place to enforce it and verify it. And we pulled it off without firing a missile. My basic theory was that Iran couldn’t become a nuclear state, that the regime itself was murderous, oftentimes towards its own people, engaged in state-sponsored terrorism, was a threat to the United States and allies of ours, so the idea that they would have nuclear weapons would be extraordinarily dangerous. What I also believed was that the regime was not entirely irrational, that they had a survival instinct, and that when you carry out the military force, innocent people die. There’s no dispute that it worked, and we didn’t, we didn’t have to kill a whole bunch of people or shut down the Strait of Hormuz.”

The JCPOA [Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action or Iran Nuclear Deal] remained in effect from January 2016 until Cankles unilaterally withdrew the US from the agreement during his first term in 2018 and then started a war in the hopes of getting the exact same deal in 2026.

Obama did the same deal years earlier and no one died and gas prices didn’t nearly double.

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Terri Sewall, Democrat Representative from Alabama, on the state’s Republican passage of legislation to erase Black voters:

“This is a dark day for the State of Alabama. The Foot Soldiers of the Civil Rights Movement fought, bled, and died to overturn Jim Crow in the South and secure Black representation in government.. Today, Republicans in the Alabama State house passed legislation to erase their legacy and suppress the voices of Black Alabamians. To be clear, the State of Alabama remains under a federal court injunction which prevents the state from redistricting until 2030. The Supreme Court has yet to rule on lifting the injunction, However, Alabama Republicans’ rush to suppress Black representation while the injunction remains demonstrates the dire need for federal protections for minority voters.”

This week in Tennessee, the GOP in the State House removed all Democrats and all Black members of the Congress from their committee positions, and if you don’t think Alabama and Louisiana will follow suit you aren’t paying attention.

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Benjamin Cremer, Wesleyan pastor known for his progressive Christian viewpoints, on the golden statue of Cankles and the faux christians worshipping there:

“Evangelical Christian leaders literally gathering around a gold statue of the president and celebrating it, all while raging against any accusations of idolatry. This is what idol worship looks like.”

It’s a cult, rallying around the golden fatted calf of greed and grift and rape and racism.

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Ryan Clark, NFL player, Super Bowl XLIII champion, and ESPN analyst, on Southern states rushing to redistrict and deny Black people representation in government:

“Look, I’m gonna be real with you—Black college athletes need to stop signing with schools in states that gerrymander districts to block representation.”

A simple boycott; if you don’t think people of color deserve representation in your state government then maybe athletes should boycott the schools in those states.

Hit ‘em in the wallet; it worked for Kimmel.

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Mary Trump, psychologist, author, political commentator and niece of Cankles, on Chinese president Xi not meeting Cankles’ plane when it arrived in China:

“Xi couldn’t be bothered to meet [him] at the airport because he understands as well as [Cankles] does that humiliating your underlings is a great way to keep them in check.”

It shows how very little China thinks of Cankles, that he’s nothing more than a bumbling, decrepit, decaying, addle brained puppet.

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Michael Fanone, law enforcement analyst, author, and retired policeman, on John Fetterman’s flip to the wrong side:

“Simple question that every voter deserves answered: Are you representing Pennsylvania—or auditioning for a new audience? You want to criticize Democratic messaging? Fine. A lot of  Democrats would agree with you. You want to say the party needs to reconnect with working people? You’ll get no argument from me. But you don’t get to do that while you go silent when the President breaks norms, breaks institutions, and breaks trust—then turn around and act like everyone else is being too emotional. You don’t get to lecture people about ‘principles’ while you dodge the one principle that matters in a democracy: accountability. And you sure as hell don’t get to treat your voters like they’re disposable while you flirt with the same political machine that would happily watch this country burn if it meant keeping power. So, if you’re a democrat, John, act like one.”

Snap.

Fetterman is laughing at those who elected him because he thinks Cankles will help him in the future. But everyone knows Cankles is only out for himself, and the Democrats will dispose of Fetterman for good.

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Pete Buttigieg, on his Transportation Secretary predecessor, reality show himbo Sean Duffy and his wife and nine children, taking a road trip at a time when most Americans can’t afford a trip to the grocery store:

“I love a good road trip, but this is brutally out of touch: a [Cankles] Cabinet member making a documentary about himself while regular families can’t afford road trips anymore, because [Cankles] and his war put gas prices through the roof.”

Of note is that Duffy says the entire trip was funded through donations and not government funds, but the donors are big deals in the travel industry who’d like to curry favor with Duffy.

The grift and the tone deafness is stunning.

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James Carville, Democratic strategist and political commentator, on the one thing Cankles is thinking about on his trip to China:

“You’re going to watch a grift and graft over there, like you can’t imagine. That’s all this trip is about, and I got news for you, Mr. and Mrs. Joe Sixpack, or whoever you are out there, he doesn’t give a shit about you, your future, your finances, your retirement, your anything. He just cares about making all the money he can as fast as he can, and people [who] don’t realize that are just, just woefully stupid. He doesn’t care if he, as long as he can go there and make as much money, as fast as he can make it, that’s all what he cares about.”

Remember that before leaving for China, Cankles was asked to what extent “Americans’ financial situations” were motivating him to make a deal with Iran and he replied:

“Not even a little bit. The only thing that matters when I’m talking about Iran—they can’t have a nuclear weapon. I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.”

He doesn’t care about rising gas prices, food prices, energy prices, healthcare prices, he cares about getting a deal with Iran on nuclear weapons when we ALREADY had that deal in place under President Obama.

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Seth Rogen, actor, criticizing Emmy producers for having the show during a pandemic:

“Let me start by saying: there’s way too many of us in this little room. What are we doing? They said this was outdoors—it’s not! They lied to us. We’re in a hermetically sealed tent right now. I would not have come to this. Why is there a roof? It’s more important that we have three chandeliers than that we make sure we don’t kill Eugene Levy tonight. That is what has been decided. This is insane. I went from wiping my groceries to having Paul Bettany sneeze in my face—so, that’s a big week! If anyone’s gonna sneeze in my face, Paul, I want it to be you. …All right, that’s all the jokes I wrote.”

It was a crowded room in a pandemic.

Not very smart.

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Mary Trump, on who is the dumbest member of that family:

“Donnie [Junior]  is a deeply unintelligent person. I’ve been asked this, who’s the stupidest one, and it’s him. He has no core. He has no ideology. [He can] out-racism anybody, he’ll out-misogyny anybody, he’ll shoot as many innocent animals as possible to get whatever passes for affection in my family.”

Sad. Though I still think Eric is the Dumb one, while Junior is the drug addicted unhinged one and Ivanka is the daughter wife.

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Steve Bannon, on his webcast lying about the Big Lie:

“Rudy Giuliani is a man of the highest moral character. But you know what? He doesn’t back down from a fight. He’s going to take it on, right? Everything they say about him is a lie and eventually it’s proven true. You’re gonna start seeing this in Arizona tomorrow. The decertification process starts tomorrow, ladies and gentlemen. Should have started back in January. It’s starting tomorrow. And I don’t care if MSNBC—you know, Rachel Maddow is punching out. She wants out of here. She’d gone in April. She’s quitting. OK, you know why she’s quitting? She understands exactly what they did.”

Um, Steve, you tool. Rachel Maddow just extended her contract with MSNBC  and got a huge payday, so you might wanna rethink that falsehood.

And don’t get me started on Boozy Rudy’s “moral character" when you look like his drinking buddy.

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Mike Lindell, MyPillow Nutjob, on the “new” reinstatement day for Thing 45:

“Originally I had hoped for August and September. I asked all the lawyers just yesterday. We are taking this case to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. Now maybe Fox will report that today. You heard it here first because our case is ready. We are bringing it to the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. This evidence is 100% non-subjective evidence. The Supreme Court, they’re going to vote 9-nothing to take it in. We will have this before the Supreme Court before Thanksgiving. That’s my promise to the people of this country. We’re all in this together. We worked very hard on this.”

Hey Mikey, take one of your pillows and press it over your face.

Asshat.

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Eric _____, the Dumb One, crying to Fox Business about all the subpoenas his crime family is getting:

“The problem with the Democrats is they dig so deep that they always find themselves. And the reason I’m frustrated about this is every single day since my father ran for president, my father and our entire family and our company has been under investigation. Every single day … we get subpoena after subpoena after subpoena. But, I mean, they weaponized the entire system in this country. They’ve weaponized the DOJ. They’ve weaponized our military. They weaponized the educational system in this country. They’ve weaponized the medical system in this country. The Democrats weaponize absolutely everything they can to use again their political opponents.”

The Democrats weaponized the DOJ? Oh Eric, if you don’t wanna be called the Dumb One you should really stop speaking.

PS Attorney Marc Mukasey, one of the lawyers representing the Dumb One’s in New York Attorney General Letitia James’s fraud investigation into the “Family Business: has withdrawn from representing Eric.

Uh oh.

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Tate Reeves, Mississippi GQP governor, criticizing President Biden’s vaccine mandates as an “attack” on “hard-working Americans”:

“The question here is not about what we do in Mississippi, it’s about what this president is trying to impose on the American worker. The reality is this is an attack by the president on hard-working Americans and hard-working Mississippians who he wants to choose between getting a jab in their arm and their ability to feed their families.”

Huh, so a vaccine which could save these workers lives is a bad thing but letting them go unvaxxed and perhaps die is good for the worker.

Tate, you’re giving Eric a run for the tile of The Dumb One.

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Justin Kanew, father of a 5-year-old just beginning school, blasting his fellow Williamson County, Tennessee parents—especially those who went nuts at a school board meeting—over a coronavirus mask mandate:

“I’m a dad of a new kindergartener and her first day was right after the chaos last week. She went to school and was one of just a few kids in her class wearing a mask which made her ask me why she had to. My answer was because we want to take care of other people. She’s five years old, but she understood that concept, and it’s disappointing that more adults around here can’t seem to grasp it. I asked a pastor friend of mine and he was very clear, there’s no actual biblical justification for using the Bible to get out of a mask mandate passed by a majority of this elected board, but thousands are doing it anyway, calling it a ‘religious exemption,’ which is frankly just sad. Avoiding masks is not in the Bible but taking care of others is.”

On social media some are calling him a “hero,” which means all it takes to be a hero these days is a little common sense and some compassion for your friends and neighbors.

Even his daughter understands that.

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Kevin Cramer, GOP Senator from North Dakota, on not releasing the name of the police officer who shot Ashli Babbitt the day she stormed the Capitol:

“The person that shot her is a police officer shooting a criminal not complying with officers telling her, ‘Stop. Don’t come through that window. We have guns drawn. Don’t do it.’ They’re protecting people, and the officer was found to be innocent of any wrongdoing. So then what would be the purpose of releasing that officer’s name? What do you need to know the officer’s name for? I’m the one who personally does not think there is a right to know the name of every police officer who shoots a criminal or perpetrator, unless of course, there are  charges brought or an indictment brought, or something like that. I’ll look into it to see what the law says about the release of the name. I’m just grateful for this person, quite honestly.”

What’s this? A GOP Senator thanking a police officer for trying to protect the Capitol? Careful, Kev, the loons in your party may come for you for having common sense and seeing a terrorist as a terrorist.

But after a quick Google search, you find that Kevin is a Big Lie spreading Thing 45 loving goosestepping moron.

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Mary Trump, the niece of Thing 45, taking on former View co-host, Meghan McCain, for her rudeness and cowardice when McCain slammed her during an appearance on the program:

“I think she’s just really kind and wanted to help me sell more books … No, that’s not it. I think she’s a coward. And she’s afraid of people who are not only willing but able to call her out.  It was the first time in an interview somebody had been rude to me, and I pushed back. And that’s great for me, that really helps me be sharper. And it was also sort of a confidence booster because I realized that I can do that. I can deal with stuff like that. I literally can’t remember the last time somebody was that disrespectful to me. I’ve done nothing to her [but] I’m pretty sure she probably remembers our first meeting.”

Trump was referring to her July 23, 2020 appearance on The View to discuss her book, Too Much And Never Enough: How My Family Created the World’s Most Dangerous Man, and McCain told her: “I don’t like books like this, I don’t like family tell-all books, especially when it comes to families with fame and power because they’re told from one side and often the subjects are villainized to the point that I don’t actually end up believing the stuff written… At the end of the day, you get a really good paycheck out of it.”

During her second appearance on the show, McCain opted out of being part of the interview team, even though show producers had said she would d participate. But Meghan McCain is a coward with the most closed mind of anyone I’ve ever seen. Rigid, self-righteous, entitled and, oh yeah, John McCain is her daddy.

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Mark Robinson, North Carolina GQP Lt. Governor, acting the COVIDIOT:

“Anybody that takes this vaccine needs to be voted out of office. It’s not your job to convince anybody to take that vaccine. That’s not your job. Your job is to make sure it’s available to anybody who wants it. That’s your job. And you should give them good, solid, scientific information about that vaccine and about the virus so that they can make an informed decision for themselves. I don’t care whether it’s Governor Cooper. I don’t care whether it’s Joe Biden. Nobody should be telling anybody that they should have to take this vaccine.”

Let the people die!!

Sound advice, asshat.

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Jesse Watters, Fox News dingbat who makes Jeanine Pirro sound sane, on Climate Change:

“Do you really think the Chinese and these Middle Eastern oil kingdoms are gonna listen to John Kerry and stop fossil fuels? Come on, man. He’s just in it for the luxury travel. If you want to stop climate change, you don’t fight climate change. If it’s getting warmer, you adapt to it. Let’s just say, the sea levels rise a couple inches over the next century. It’s a great civilization we have here. I think we can adapt to that. The Netherlands – 25% below sea level – they’re like a powerhouse in Europe. They didn’t just destroy their economy to fight the rise of the sea levels right there, they built reservoirs and kind of adjusted around the coastline and they’re fine. They didn’t have to break the bank to do it.”

Seriously, even Laura Ingraham and Fucker Carlson are looking at this tool and wondering.

There is no need to destroy the economy while we combat climate change and try to make this country and the world greener.

Note to Jesse: when sea levels rise, and I’m floating on a door in the ocean and you wanna climb aboard to save yourself? Don’t ask.

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Dan Patrick, GOP Lt. Governor of Texas, blaming Democrats and Black Americans for this newest outbreak:

“The COVID is spreading, particularly—most of the numbers are with the unvaccinated. And the Democrats like to blame Republicans for that. Well, the biggest group in most states are African Americans who have not been vaccinated. Last time I checked, more than 90% of them vote for Democrats in their major cities and major counties.”

Actually, you pandering fuck, look at a map of the country and you will see the states with the highest rates of new infections are GOP-lead states where fuckmonkeys like white men like Greg “COVID” Abbott and Ron DeathSantis and Henry McMasters, are telling people NOT to wear masks and protect themselves.

So, Danny, take your racist partisan bullshit and go sit in a corner.

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Tim Ryan, [D-OH], smacking at the GQP for not helping the pass the Protecting the Right to Organize Act, a union organizing bill:

"Heaven forbid we pass something that's going to help the damn workers in the United States of America. Heaven forbid we tilt the balance that has been going in the wrong direction for 50 years. We talk about pensions, you complain. We talk about the minimum wage increase, you complain. We talk about giving them the right to organize, you complain. But if we were passing a tax cut here, you'd all be getting in line to vote yes for it. Now stop talking about Dr. Seuss and start working with us on behalf of the American workers."

The Democrats seek to help the workers of this country, while the GQP focuses on a series of books by Dr. Seuss that were removed from being sold again by the family of Seuss because of their racist wording and illustrations.

Seuss or workers? The GQP picks Seuss.

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Marjorie Taylor Greene, [Q-GA], appearing on Fox News, speaking about refusing the vaccine and  completely unaware of her ignorance:

“It should be a choice. It’s freedom. Having these two classes of citizens. Basically the ones who have taken the vaccine and then the supposed bad people that haven’t taken the vaccine. I would be among that classification of citizens. Myself, probably you, and many others, we feel healthy enough to trust our own immune systems to survive COVID. I think my odds are pretty good and I’m willing to take that gamble. And the government has no right to tell me or anyone else that I’m required to have the vaccine to fly on an airplane, to go in restaurants, to buy and sell in the marketplace, for my children to attend school, or any other freedom and right that we have. The government need to get out of our business and allow us to be completely open and make decisions for ourself with our health.”

First thing, you illiterate nutbag, while I don’t want you to get COVID and die, I would like you to get it and get very very sick.

Secondly, and I know you won’t because, again, illiterate nutbag, think about the hypocrisy of telling the government to stay out of your non-vaccine stance, while you continue to fight to make abortion illegal.

Last I checked, a woman having an abortion didn’t put the public at risk.

Now, fuck all the way off.

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Bernie Sanders, [IND-VT], on the fact that not one member of the GQP coted to help Americans with a COVID relief bill:

“Interesting. The Republican party claims to be the party of ‘the working class.’ Yet according to a recent Pew poll 63% of lower-income Republicans support the Covid relief bill that we just passed—but not one Republican voted for it. They sure love the working people. Riiiight. No doubt.”

The GQP only cares about the wealthy, the corporate, the white. That’s it.

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Lindsey Graham, [Q-SC], playing the same old GQP caravans at the border lie whenever they aren’t in power:

“People will be coming by the hundreds of thousands by the summer. It is a humanitarian crisis. It’s going to be an economic crisis for our cities along the border, and eventually is going to be a national security crisis, because they’re children today but they could easily be terrorists tomorrow. Al-Qaeda and Isis would like nothing better than to hit us again.”

Seriously. Rather than work on COVID relief, rather than work on confirming the president’s appointees, rather than do the will of the people, the GQP and Miss Lindsey always trot out the fear of rapists and terrorists, even child terrorists, arriving at the border in droves.

Oh, and for the record ma’am,. The last terrorist attack in this country was 1/6/2021 when insurrectionists spurred on by GQPers denying the results of an election attacked the capitol.

And you helped.

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Patty Murray, [D-WA], responding to GQP Senator Tommy Tuberville’s proposed amendment to the COVID-19 bill that would have prohibited funding to schools that allowed trans women to compete in women's athletics:

“All students, including transgender students, benefit from participating in sports, to challenge themselves, to improve fitness, to be part of a team. Allowing transgender students to participate in athletic activities consistent with their gender identity in no way disadvantages their fellow students. For the love of God, can’t we just have a little bit of heart and compassion in this world for someone who doesn’t look or live exactly like you?”

It’s that same old bull shit that a trans woman is a man in a dress and these asshats really think a man will dress as a woman so he can compete with women and best them? Seriously?

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Mary Trump, his niece, predicting he won't run for president again, but will pretend to do so:

"It's not that I don't think he will. I think he will pretend to, for sure. Think about how much money he made in the last few months. He made more since [President Joe] Biden won the election than he has in his entire life. I don't think he will let that go so soon. But you're right, there is no way he will put himself in the position of losing again. But the Republican Party seems determined to continue to keep him relevant."

Mary added that she hoped the legal problems facing the twice-impeached, one-term loser will extend to his children as they've taken full advantage of their position and of the American public through violations of the Emoluments Clause and the Hatch Act.

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Eric Swalwell, [D-CA], on filing a civil lawsuit against the twice-impeached, one-term loser, Junior, Rudy Giuliani, and Mo Brooks [Q-AL] for their role in the January 6 attack on the Capitol:

“Unable to accept defeat, [the twice-impeached, one-term loser] waged an all-out war on a peaceful transition of power. He lied to his followers again and again claiming the election was stolen from them, filed a mountain of frivolous lawsuits—nearly all of which filed, tried to intimidate election officials, and finally called upon his supporters to descend on Washington D.C. to ‘stop the steal.'”

And now even the twice-impeached, one-term loser’s own Acting Secretary of Defense, Chris Miller, believes that January 6 speech was meant to start an insurrection.

Try him; find him guilty; lock him up. And as extra punishment put him in the same cell as Junior.

PS Eric is kinda hot.

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Barack Obama, on _____ and this non-concession mess:

“We have gone through a presidency that disregarded a whole host of basic institutional norms—expectations we had for a president that had been observed by Republicans and Democrats previously. And maybe most importantly, and most disconcertingly, what we’ve seen is what some people call ‘truth decay,’ something that’s been accelerated by outgoing President _____, the sense that not only do we not have to tell the truth, but the truth doesn’t even matter.”

I miss the days when presidents didn’t lie … or at least they weren’t lying every single time they opened they fat Big Mac yap.

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Samuel Alito, Supreme Court Justice, attacking same-sex marriage in a hyper-partisan speech to the conservative Federalist Society:

 “You can’t say that marriage is a union between one man and one woman. Until very recently, that’s what the vast majority of Americans thought. Now it’s considered bigotry.”

No, it’s not considered bigotry because you’re allowed to think what you choose. What you cannot do, and I would have thought a Supreme Court Justice would know this, is use your so-called religion to legislate against others since this is not a single faith country. But Alito seems to want to create laws and allow discrimination based on the religious beliefs of one segment of society,

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Peter Navarro, White House Trade Adviser who has lied consistently about the pandemic and _____’s response to it, is now lying about _____ winning that election a week ago …the one he lost in both popular votes and the Electoral College vote:

“We’re moving forward here at the White House under the assumption that there will be a second _____ term. I think it’s really important before people’s heads explode here, to understand that what we seek here is verifiable ballots, certifiable ballots, and an investigation into what are growing numbers of allegations of fraud under signed affidavits by witnesses. My own view, looking at this election, we have, what appears in some sense to be, an immaculate deception.”

But, Peter, you goose-stepping lapdog, where’s the proof. Not just your flapping lips, but actual proof.

:::crickets:::

Fucking lying asshat.

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Mary T., Chris Cuomo’s CNN show to discuss her uncle’s loss, the Republicans who continue to prop him up, and why he’ll never run again:

“For the first time in his life, Donald is in a situation he cannot get out of. He’s never won anything legitimately in his life, but being on the winning side of things has always been so important to him, that he’s willing to lie, cheat, steal, use other people’s money, power, influence to get the win. That can’t happen now. So, he’s in a state of terror, he’s in a state of rage, and he’s in a state of total helplessness right now. This [GOP goose-stepping] is the awful part of this. He’s capable of anything. However, he should have been rendered completely irrelevant by now. Whether he concedes or not, it doesn’t matter. It’s up to the Republicans to say it’s over, we’re moving on. As long as they don’t do that, they continue to give him power. They continue to give him the ability to rile up his base and other people who voted for him. It’s an incredibly dangerous situation. They’re making an incredible miscalculation here here by pretending that they can control this monster that they’re unleashing upon us. [But] he never put himself in a position where he can lose like this again, first of all. Secondly, it would mean for four years that he is playing essentially a supporting role, which will be very difficult for him to sustain. And you know, most importantly, in four years he will be the same age Joe Biden is now. However, Donald is a very unhealthy person. He has a terrible diet. He doesn’t exercise. And he has, you know, psychological disorders that continue to go untreated. So, I don’t even imagine that he’ll be able to run in four years. Plus, the fact of course he may be looking at serious charges being brought against him.”

I agree with her, but it’s that last line … ‘he may be looking at serious charges being brought against him’ … I like the best.

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Mark Zuckerberg, saying Steve Bannon doesn’t deserve to be banned from Facebook after calling for the beheading of Dr. Anthony Fauci:

“We have specific rules around how many times you need to violate certain policies before we will deactivate your account completely. While the offenses here, I think, came close to crossing that line, they clearly did not cross the line.”

I was banned … I was banned …from Facebook for 24 hours for saying Americans are dumb, but Bannon gets a pass on calling for the murder of Fauci.

Fuckerberg.

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Nicholas Connors, conservative activist who worked on Lindsey Graham's 2016 presidential campaign:

"I worked for Lindsey Graham's 2016 presidential campaign as his national director of ballot access and delegates. As part of his senior staff, I spent one-on-one time with Graham advising him on different political initiatives related to getting him on every primary ballot and securing delegates for the Republican convention. I worked for him because I saw him, at the time, as a man of moral clout who was unafraid to speak his mind and who would be a good guide for the American people. Needless to say, I was wrong."

Lindsay was lost when McCain died and had no one to cling to so he went after _____ and has become his little bitch boy.

Sadly, he doesn’t see how pathetic he’s become, but I can’t wait to see him turn when _____ is finally gone.

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Jake Tapper, CNN ” State of the Union” host, mocking attempts by _____’s lawyers in those election fraud cases:

“It’s been, frankly, embarrassing. No evidence, unprofessional, desperate. Increasingly _____ campaign lawyers seem to realize being involved in fact-free desperation efforts to overturn the results of a free and fair election might not necessarily enhance their resumes. On Friday, nine cases from _____ and his allies intended to attack and undo President Biden’s victory in key states. nine cases rejected or dropped—nine. So, what now? Well, now the president of the United States is literally embracing a deranged conspiracy theory that millions of votes were changed using software. The problem here, a group of national, state, and private election officials issued a statement Thursday promoted online by the cybersecurity czar at the Department of Homeland Security with this sentence bolded: ‘There is no evidence that any voting system deleted or lost votes, changed votes, or was in any way compromised,’ unquote. The problem with Republican officeholders arguing that President _____ has his right to present his evidence in court is that the president’s efforts do not have anything to do with evidence. They have to do it with hearsay and rumor and insinuations and lies and conspiracy theories. Once these efforts have been rejected by every court, outgoing President _____ will likely continue to make them. How long is the Republican Party going to continue to defer to unhinged mendacious desperation led by the gang that couldn’t sue straight?”

Damn Jake! Nailed it.

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