Two weeks ago, Beyoncé announced that Renaissance, her seventh studio album, will be released
on July 29, and then last week she released the first single, Break My Soul,
and this week she released the cover art ... with a semi-nude Beyoncé
on a giant plastic horse. My thought: she’s a stripper now? |
Well, it looks like Poor Little Bitch Girl—not a typo—Erika Jayne won’t be able to pawn off a pair
of diamond earrings that cost $750,000 to pay her rent next month. She has been
ordered by a judge to hand them over because her husband Tom Girardi bought them with stolen money that
was supposed to go to victims of the Lion Air Flight 610 crash. My thought: couldn’t happen to a nicer grifter. |
When the Friends reunion aired on
HBO Max last year, we were reminded again that the show was the whitest
thing seen on TV even though it was set in the most diverse city in the world. And we learned that two of
the Friends‘ creators, Kevin Bright and Marta
Kauffman, stand by their all-white casting choices though Marta wants y’all to know
she’ll be funding future students at Brandeis University with a $4 million
pledge for the African American studies department. My thought: you’re about twenty-plus years late. |
There has been gossip that Taylor
Swift and Joe Alwyn are engaged
and a source—you know it’s Taylor—says that when they do get hitched, it will
be a very simple, elegant affair, and no pictures will be sold to Vogue or
Hello! Magazine or :::gag::: People. My thought: Taylor will release an album with a slew
of sappy off-key tunes and pictures of the wedding so she can make some coins. |
Well, Miles Teller’s granny Leona “Mup”
Flowers thinks there’s nothing Miles can’t do, and went on Twitter this
week to ay that Miles should be the next James Bond. My thought: Mup is due for a nap. |