Showing posts with label Subway. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Subway. Show all posts

Thursday, October 01, 2020

Bobservations

The other morning Carlos and I were taking some yard debris and recyclables down to the local Recycling Center.

It was a quick trip, and as we were leaving Carlos asked if we could go by the UPS store to pick up some sheet music they had enlarged for him; my response was:

“Not dressed like that you can’t!”

"It’s just a quick trip in. What’s wrong with how I’m dressed?”

These were his shorts that he wanted to wear in public.


Help me …

Tuxedo has discovered Twitter, and really enjoys finding peoples’ Tweets and sharing them. This is one of his Favorites …

In Good News … in addition to the Democrats raising over $100 million since the passing of RBG, it appears that voter registration has also surged.

It looks like change is coming … as long as y’all CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!.

Former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi—and ______ lapdog—is defending that 17-year-old Illinois double murder suspect as a “little boy” who was merely “trying to protect his community” when he crossed state lines and went into Kenosha and murdered two people on purpose with the guns he carried illegally.

Typical GOPer, though had this shooter been a Black teenager she would have had an entirely different reaction.

I don’t eat at fast food places, and though I don’t need another reason for continuing to do so, if anyone else needs a reason, try this one …

The Irish Supreme Court has ruled that the “bread ” surrounding sandwiches made by the fast-food chain Subway has too much sugar to meet the legal definition of bread, and so therefore cannot be legally called bread.

Now, Subway will ask if you want your sandwich on their nine-grain multi-seed, Italian white bread, Italian herbs and cheese, nine-grain wheat, hearty Italian, and honey oatbread-like substance.

Yum.

I didn’t see the debates because, well, _____.I cannot look at him, I cannot listen to his voice, so I caught some recaps the next morning and, for me, the most telling was Chris Wallace tried to get _____ to denounce white supremacy. _____ said:

 “I would say almost everything I see is from the left wing, not the right wing. I’m willing to do anything. I want to see peace.

Chris Wallace:

“Then do it sir.”

_____:

“Do you want to call em? What do you want to call em? Give me a name, give me a name. Who do you want me to condemn? Proud Boys? Stand back and stand by, but I’ll tell you what. Somebody’s got to do something about Antifa and the left because this is not a right wing, this is a left-wing problem.”

Stand by.

Stand.By.

Former football player Eric Decker really knows how to promote his wife, country singer and cookbook author, Jessie James Decker’s latest cookbook, “Just Feed Me.”

In the buff … with the caption:

“It’s bigger, better and tastier than what you could ever imagine……I’m talking about my wife’s amazing new cookbook ‘just feed me’ It’s officially out now! I’ve tasted everything and I can tell you it’s damn good. Enjoy!”


Funny, I wasn’t thinking cookbook at all.

Bigger, better, tastier indeed.

Another telling sight at the debate was at the end when the spouse came onstage.

Jill Biden went to Joe, hugged him and kissed him.

Melanie walked to ____ and then stood at his side; no kiss because perhaps the check hadn’t cleared. Now, _____ did take her hand and this time she didn’t swat it away, but to me, if there’s zero affection from your spouse, well ….

A few weeks back I posted some photos of hottie men from the sequel to the Starz show Powe, called Power, Book II. Those mens were reason enough to watch but then there were more hotties making out with one another and dropping their pants, like … clockwise from top left:

Bradley Gibson, an out Broadway actor and singer, who plays out athlete Everett Neal; Lovell Adams-Gray as drug dealer Dru Tejada who gets really busy, really quickly, with Everett Neal. And then there’s sultry Shalim Ortiz as bad cop Danilo Ramirez, followed by Method Man, who plays shady lawyer David MacLean. Method Man didn’t, um, pique my interest until last week when he dropped his pants and revealed a spectacular ass.

That brings hotties on Power, Book II up to seven … just sayin.


Sunday, May 24, 2015

Sunday Funny Sunday: When A Problem Presents Itself ... Solve It

We've all seen them, those people that carry their little dogs around like an accessory. Teacup breeds stuffed into purses and knapsacks and suitcases and pockets. Our own Ozzo fits nicely in a Thom Mcan shoebox.

Recently, a notice was posted in subway stations that only service dogs and dogs who are carried in purses and handbags are allowed on the trains, and it didn't take long for someone to find a way to get his pit bull onto the train.


PS That guy has fabulous guns. I wish he'd carry me around in a handbag.
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Friday, May 14, 2010

Who Does Subway Think They Are........Oprah?


I don't know if y'all remember this, and if you don't, I'm here to remind you.

Oprah and her minions once threatened legal action against an insurance company--MetLife, AllState, BigInsurance, I forget--to stop using the phrase "Aha moment." It seems Oprah believes she invented the phrase "Aha moment" and that she patented the phrase "Aha moment" and would trademark the phrase "Aha moment".

Which lead to my own "Aha moment". See, I imagine Oprah also invented, patented and trademarked other phrases, like "Give me the whole pot roast" and "The cupcakes are only for me." But she never sued over those.

BTW....Oprah was denied in her lawsuit. Another "Aha moment" for me...and a "whoop-te-freakin-do" moment as well.

But now Subway has taken a page out of Oprah's I Created Language Handbook and is sending out legal letters to sandwich places informing them that Subway "has applied for the trademark FOOTLONG (TM) in association with sandwiches," and is instructing all sandwich shops to stop calling their sandwiches "footlongs".

Or else! ::::foot stomp::::

However, it seems Subway might just be off on the wrong foot. One restaurant that got the letter doesn't sell "footlong" sandwiches; they sell "footlong" hot dogs! So there. Subway says the hot dog place received the letter in error.

But, um, Subway, what are you gonna do about the guy that hangs out in the alleys of downtown Smallville, and goes by the name of Footlong Jim. I mean, can he keep his name? After all, his "footlong" isn't a sandwich either.

Just askin'.