My father really knows his weather. I think he should go
on TV as the Psychic Weatherman.
Last Sunday was a gorgeous day In Smallville. So, gorgeous, in fact, that
Carlos and I spent a great deal of time working around the yard. Weeds were
pulled, plants were moved, hedges were trimmed. But it was gorgeous out; slight
breeze, maybe 80-degrees.
Then, as we sat in the living room later that night, my father called
because he'd heard we'd had bad, stormy weather on the weekend. I said Nope.
Quite the opposite, in fact.
That night, all hell broke loose. Storms, rain, lightning, thunder. And it
carried on for two days.
I think I’ll be asking my dad for a weather report from now on.
So, Adele was on NBC last Sunday. Little snippets of an interview and
footage from her concert at Royal Albert Hall--which was fabulous. I have the
DVD but I cannot not watch and listen to
Adele.
When it was over, while waiting for The Big C to come on, I was channel
surfing and came upon the MTV Movie Awards. I lasted about three minutes into
Russell Brand's monologue.
He is, seriously, the least funny person I think I've ever seen. How he
has a career boggles my mind.
And it isn't about British humor--I love British humor--it's simply about not being funny.
And I will not stand for that!
So, North Carolina has been
all kinds of crazy lately--and Carlos and I will be headed up there at the end
of the month, so I'm kinda scurred--but nothing about churches and The Gays and
the Constitution and The Gays beats this story.
A North Carolina woman has
been charged by police with castrating a man.
With.Her.Bare.Hands.
Excuse me a
sec.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow!
Police charged Joyce Maxine
Gregory, 35, with malicious castration and assault inflicting serious bodily
injury.
Excuse me a sec.
"Malicious castration"? I, as a member of the male persuasion, think
all castration is malicious.
Anyhow, police say that
Joyce was arguing with a 59-year-old man and she got so mad that she squeezed
the man's testicles out of his scrotum.
Hang on again.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Ow!
Doctors said the man's injuries
could be repaired with stitches but still.
That Joyce is quite
something, eh? And, to prove that, after being handcuffed and placed in
the back seat of a police car, Joyce took off her pants and urinated in the
police car.
And folks in North Carolina
wanna put me behind a fence?
I don't like beauty pageants; I may be one of the few gays that don’t. They've never interested me except after
the fact, like when Carrie Prejean got all anti-gay and shiz.
Well, now there's Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Monnin, and apparently she
is so royally pissed off that she has decided to leave
the organization.
Sheena gave up
her state crown because the Miss USA pageant was fixed, she says, but organizers say she gave them a different story in an e-mail she sent to them this week.
Let's start with the now: on Facebook she said, "I will relay to you the
reasoning behind my resignation. I witnessed another contestant who said she
saw the list of the Top 5 BEFORE THE SHOW EVER STARTED proceed to call out in
order who the Top 5 were before they were announced on stage."
But Sheena didn't leave when she ALLEGEDLY saw the list. No, she stayed and smiled and strutted around in her bikini, and only when she lost
did she bring up the list.
However, and I love a good however, now the
story is that she left the pageant because she had an issue with
transgender contestant, Jenna Talackova, being allowed to compete.
The Miss Universe pageant released her first e-mail to them, saying the organization had strayed by allowing transgender participants
in the pageant: "I am officially and irrevocably resigning the title
of Miss Pennsylvania USA 2012. I refuse to be part of a pageant system that has
so far and so completely removed itself from its foundational principles as to
allow and support natural born males to compete in it. This goes against ever
moral fiber of my being. I believe in integrity, high moral character, and
fair play, none of which are part of this system any longer. I hereby
return the title of Miss Pennsylvania USA 2012."
I think she's really Miss North Carolina, eh?
Or, at least she should be.
Okay, and more new from here in South Carolina.
The story goes that at a high school graduation in Florence, the principal
announced at the beginning of the ceremony that the senior class had requested
the crowds remain silent during the reading of the names so all names could be
heard.
Sounds fair, right? And the announcement went on to say that those people
who shouted out would be asked to leave.
Sounds fair, right.
Well, one woman screamed and shrieked and hollered as her child’s name was
announced and she was asked to leave.
In fact, she was arrested.
Now, I think she was arrested because, after being asked to leave, she
refused, and security was called, the police were called, and she was then arrested
for disturbing the peace.
Carlos and I had a discussion over this because he thinks it's insane.
I, however, think it goes like this: you were told to be quiet or you’d be
asked to leave. You weren't quiet, and so you were asked to exit. You didn't
and the police were called.
Extreme? Yeah, maybe. But all the commotion this woman caused, took away from
the graduates, and the parents of those graduates who couldn't hear their own
child's name being called because this woman couldn't keep her lips zipped.
Seriously. Be quiet.
It isn't all about you.
I follow boxing almost as much as I follow
beauty pageants, so I don't know this guy, but he makes me wonder about the
dangers of the sport.
Boxer Manny Pacquiao, who just last month
caused a ruckus by coming out against marriage equality, talked with USA Today
about his
upcoming bout with Floyd Mayweather and, of course, as happens when boxers are
interviewed, the subject of The Gays and marriage.
Pacquiao said, again, that he’s against
marriage equality and thinks gay people are committing a sin: “No, I don’t
support gay marriage. I do not agree with that, but I am not condemning gay
people. But what I oppose is the sin they commit.”
This from a man who takes punches to the head?
Gimme a break.