Rich [?] Man, Poor Man, Beggar Man, Thief

We all know about the Atlantic story about how _____ calls soldiers “losers” and “suckers” because they didn’t have fathers who could pay off doctors to say their son’s feet hurt and therefore couldn’t go to war, but there’s more to the story.

This is the tale of _____’s trip to France in November 2018. French President Emmanuel Macron had organized an event with many world leaders to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the World War I armistice with a memorial scheduled at the cemetery for the Marines at the Battle of Belleau Wood. 

And we know ______ refused to go because it was raining and that muskrat he wears on his head doesn’t like to get wet; oh, and he doesn’t get the point in honoring the war dead, the men who sacrificed their lives in war. So, he didn’t go, and instead kicked back in the American ambassador’s residence in Paris watching Fox, choking the orange mushroom, and easting Mickey D’s.

And the stealing art from the residence for the White House.

Seriously. _____ liked several pieces of art in the U.S. ambassador’s historic residence—a portrait, a bust, and a set of silver figurines—and had them removed, loaded onto Air Force One, and taken to the White House.

Yes, in addition to failed businessman, rapist, racist, liar, con man, homophobe, white nationalist, and pussy grabber, we can add art thief to his resume. And it seems that is heist was acknowledged by bot the ambassador and the White House, with a little humor and astonishment and embarrassment.

And ego … because _____ told U.S. Ambassador Jamie McCourt who was living in the residence that the art he decided should be at the White House would be returned to the ambassador’s home “in six years,” when his potential second term in office would be winding down.

And that’s _____; he sees something he likes, and he steals it.

Like elections.

CAST A GODDAMNED VOTE!