Who says romance is dead? Not me, as you can see in this
actual text exchange I had with Carlos:
Jealous??? Hello??? Hello? |
And I think if they nabbed #AuntLindsey to get her phone,
it’ll clearly happen at the Dairy Queen. Just sayin’. |
After railing against President Biden for the high gas
prices earlier this summer, Fox “Business” anchor Charles Payne actually praised Big
Oil experiencing record profits: "You know what I say? Great, fantastic, I love it!" But when he was asked if that means gas prices could come
down, he replied: "I’m confused about that." Seriously. Dumb. |
Our little Consuelo is sick this week. She started isolating herself Tuesday, eating very little, so we took her into the vet Wednesday morning for bloodwork and exams. They put her on some anti-biotics—she had a slight fever—and anti-inflammatories, and when we picked her up in the evening she seemed a little better. This morning, however, while she is eating, she is staying in the guestroom bathroom. Hopefully our vet will get the test results
back today so we can see what’s wrong with our girl. |
People going nuts that in the new live-action version of
Disney’s The Little Mermaid the lead character is played by Halle
Bailey, a Black actress. Yes, they believe
that mermaids are white, and they clearly then also think mermaids are real. |
We recently watched a stand-up comic, Daniel Sloss, on HBO, and he is funny and raunchy and filthy—much like me—but he’s also very smart and thought-provoking. During the last fifteen minutes of his set he turned serious and talked a very good friend of his who was raped by another friend of his, and how men need to step up and combat rapists. He made that comparison people make about police officers when he said: “If you have ten buddies, and one’s a rapist and the other nine do nothing about it, they are all equally vile.” Truth. But here he is just being funny … |
Ron DeSantis handed out millions of dollars in bonus checks
to firefighters and law-enforcement officers; nearly 85,000 first responders will
be getting the $1,000checks. Who made that possible, you ask? DeSantis is using money
from President Biden’s American Rescue Plan—which provided $8.8 billion to the
state of Florida—to help pay for this and lots of other programs that DeSantis
is taking credit for because he’s a typical lying Republican. That’s all. |
I’ve seen lots of guys with these arm tattoos and have
always wondered what they mean. Now I know … |
Y’all heard that the My Pillow Guy, Mike Lindell, was
stopped by the FBI at a Hardee’s drive-thru, and had his phone confiscated.
But, while that is good news, the hilarious part is that Lindell wants everyone
to believe that he does all of the business for his multi-million-dollar
corporation over his cell phone. Gosh, he really is that dumb. |
Lucas Cruz is a blue-eyed Latino model, and while y’all know how I feel about the Latin Mens, the question is: Would You Hit It? |