Meme Dump

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The other night CBS aired a Grammy salute to Cyndi Lauiper with all kinds of special guests singing with Lauper at the Hollywood Bowl. but my favorite part of the show was Cyndi telling the stories of how she wrote her songs and I was telling Carlos about that when he suddenly said:

“At least she’s not related to Lindsay Lohan.”

“Why would she be related ... Oh no, you thought she was Cyndi Lohan and not Cyndi Lauper.”

See what I deal with? I guess I should count myself lucky that he didn’t think Cyndi was Ma-dough-na or Jell-O. 

This Tuxedo Says comes from April 29, 2021, …

“Tuxedo wants to play off of Carlson’s idea of berating people who wear masks by asking the entire country to berate anyone who works for, listens to, or believes Fox News.”

I still think it’s a good plan!

While millions of fans celebrated, Kid Rock decided to rant about Bad Bunny getting the Super Bowl Halftime Show with this brilliant bon mot:

“So now the Super Bowl’s letting TikTok dancers headline? What’s next, a mariachi band doing Drake covers? Bring back real performers, not reggaeton karaoke.”

Bad Bunny fired back with pure Latin heat:

“You mad ‘cause the only halftime show you’re getting is at the county fair. Don’t talk about ‘real performers’ when your biggest hit was before Wi-Fi existed. If culture moved past you, maybe try catching up instead of crying about it.”

Aaaaaaand snap! 

Every so often a stupid joke finds its way to me and I just have to share it with y’all, so here goes:

Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?

58.

Please don’t unfollow me … 

I’m thinking  this must be what happens when the cakes are too big for the pan.

These are just a few of the things going around the interwebs that I thought I might clear up …

Undocumented immigrants do not receive free healthcare; it’s against the law.

Tylenol does not cause autism.

Bad Bunny is an American citizen; the Slovenian Hooker is not.

And it’s the Gulf of Mexico.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk … now carry on …. 

David Pruhs, the Republican mayor of Fairbanks Alaska has conceded the race to Democrat Mindy O'Neall after this week’s election.

Republicans have controlled Fairbanks for nearly a decade  but Democrats have scored yet another unlikely victory in deep-red territory.

In around 40 special elections since Cankles barely won his second term, Democrats have overperformed by an average of about 15% and flipped a slew of seats.

This is the Resistance, this is hope.

Y’all know I can scarcely tolerate JLo—or as Carlos calls her, Jell-O—but this is too stupid even for this Thirst Quen. I mean, what in the name of Kindergarten Construction Paper Art Project Nonsense is this dress?

I mean, yeah, she’s starring in Kiss of the Spider Woman but this is the dress she chose for the premiere? It looks more like Kiss of the Broken Belt Buckle Woman.

Someone lay hands on her.

Emilio Alcaraz is a six-foot, one-inch tall, brown haired brown eyed Spanish model and that’s all I need to know because I adore the Latin mens, but … Would You Hit It?

Bobservations

I have often said to Carlos that if I ever decided that our relationship has run its course, that he was be the first person, other than myself, to know about.

That time has come and I explained to him that I was attracted to someone else and perhaps I would be moving on …

This Tuxedo Says comes to us from December 12/10/2020:

Tuxedo, sadly, cannot vote, but he is growing ever more furious at the way this country works.

Last week, after the g-ICE-stapo tried to enter Dodger stadium and the team owners refused them entry, the Los Angeles Dodgers organization announced that they will donate $1 million to families impacted by recent immigration raids. Dodgers’ president and CEO Stan Kasten said:

“What’s happening in Los Angeles has reverberated among thousands upon thousands of people, and we have heard the calls for us to take a leading role on behalf of those affected. We believe that by committing resources and taking action, we will continue to support and uplift the communities of Greater Los Angeles.”

City of Angels to the rescue.

This year, the Stonewall National Monument in New York City is displaying only the traditional Rainbow Pride flag, excluding transgender and progress flags during Pride Month. This decision by the National Park Service [NPS] has led to criticism and protests, with some activists and visitors planting their own flags in defiance. 

The Stonewall National Monument is the first US National Monument dedicated to LGBTQ+ rights, having been designated as such in 2016 by President Barack Obama. It has since become tradition for the monument to be adorned with various Pride flags, including the trans flag with the NPS funding installation of the flags until this year when the NPS told photographer, advocate, and installation creator Steven Love Menendez that the park will not allow Trans or Progress Pride flags this year; Menendez says:

“I used to be listed as an LGBTQ activist, and now it says ‘Steven Menendez, LGB activist [because] they took out the Q and the T.”

Erasing our trans brothers and sisters.

You gotta love the idea of muscular men in onesies grabbing at each other  and their nice taut cakes …

Mads Mikkelsen, a 21-year-old Norwegian tourist claims that when he landed at Newark Airport in New Jersey on June 11 he was detained and put in a cell while authorities searched his phone and found that image up there … a meme he made of JD Vance.

Authorities are now saying Mikkelsen was not denied entry for any memes or political reasons, it was for his admitted drug use.

But wouldn’t it be wild if that meme took off?

There are rumors that Kid Rock and Lauren Gropert are an item, and the couple have been spotted out and about in DC.

Just remember that the United States had a nuclear weapons treaty with Iran until a reality show host tore that agreement up because he was jealous of a Black man’s accomplishment. And then the butt-hurt asshat got pissy when his parade flopped and decided to bomb Iran.

Christian Bale is building a $22 million foster care village in Palmdale, California, called "Together California" which aims to provide a safe and supportive environment for foster siblings to stay together. It will feature 12 homes, studio apartments, and a community center. Bale said he was inspired by the challenges faced by foster children, particularly the separation of siblings, and hoped to create a place where children can feel a sense of belonging and family. 

Nice guy, eh?

Arthur Kulkov is one of the few highly successful Russian male models and has been prominently featured in American publications such as GQ and Details but the question is … Вы бы ударили его? I mean, Would You Hit It?

Bobservations

The other day I told Carlos I was heading to the bank after work to deposit some money into savings. He gave me a quizzical dog look and said:

“Why don’t you put it into checking and then come home and transfer it into savings on the computer?”

“Well, why put the money I want to deposit into savings into the  checking account just to drive home and get on the computer and take that money out of checking and transfer it into savings, when I can just do it all in one swoop.”

“Cuz my way is easier.”

I can’t.

This is what I called The Tuesday Tuxedo  from 2010. I love how he lay flat on his back in the windowsill getting his sun on; he looks like an Olympic luge athlete!

And the punim on that cat in that bottom photo!

An attorney ethics review panel has recommended that Rudy Giuliani be disbarred for directing Thing 45’s many failed legal challenges to the 2020 presidential election results in Pennsylvania.

Well, that would make at least one bar that doesn’t want Rudy around.

Remember how Bud Light partnered with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney and the rightwingnuts started a boycott? And remember how one of the biggest screamers was Kid Rock who posted a video of himself shooting Bud Light cans?

Well, Kid Rock is a lying MAGAt hypocrite because at his Big Ass Honky Tonk & Rock ‘n’ Roll Steakhouse in Nashville Bud Light is not only still available it has always been available.

Kid Rock doesn’t care about that ad, he wants to make money.

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Tommy passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning:

"I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next few months, he saw her doing this many, many times, until one day he came home from school and heard her moaning. And this time when he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Tommy raced to his room, stripped off his clothes, threw himself on the bed and started stroking himself, and moaning:

“I need a bike! I need a bike!"

I wish it was that easy.

Large Marge was recently kicked out of the ultra-conservative House Freedom Caucus but is now acting like it’s no big deal:

“I’m not really concerned about it. I don’t have time for the drama club.”

Seriously? Large Marge, the adulterous, traitorous, hate-filled bigot stunt queen has no time for drama?

Ron DeSaster was asked if he’d take the Veep spot under Thing 45 if he failed to get the presidential nod, and said he’d never be Number Two.

Funny, cuz when I think of Ron DeSaster I always think of Number Two.

The ¿Quién es más macho? battle between two spoiled billionaires, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, was supposed to be resolved in a cage match between these fools. But now Elon wants to back out and do something simpler:  he wants a “literal dick measuring contest”.

C’mon they’re both gigantic dicks with teeny weenies.

Alabama Senator Wingnut McCracker, er, Tommy Tuberville is doubling down on his claim white nationalists shouldn’t be labeled as “racist” while also insisting he opposes racism but maybe someone ought to read the definition of white nationalism:

“A type of racial nationalism which espouses the belief that white people are a race and seeks to develop and maintain a white racial and national identity.”

Seriously, Alabama, do better than electing racists, and really stupid racists, to office.

This is David Corenswet, American actor, and perhaps the latest movie Superman. But this isn’t about that—maybe he is a super man—but it’s: Would You Hit It?