GOP Dumpster Fire: Liars, Racists, Anti-LGBTQ+, Anti-Women ...

There’s an old saying about when someone shows you who they are, believe them; and when someone says something, openly and publicly, believe that, too, and not the spin machine that envelopes the liar afterwards.

Here are a few examples of liars, and morons, and weirdos showing us who they are …

Florida’s official tourism website quietly removed a landing page for the state’s LGBTQ-friendly travel destinations sometime in the past four months. The website—VisitFlorida.com—used to have an LGBTQ+ Travel section that no longer exists.

If Florida doesn’t want The Gays then perhaps The Gays need to get out of Florida or vote out these asshats trying to erase us.

Speaking of tourism of the ass-kissing type, with glitzy Mar-a-Lago fundraisers, stays at The Felon’s hotels, and flights on The Felon’s private jet, GOP candidates and political groups are on track to spend more on The Felon’s businesses this year than any year since 2016.

It’s clearly an attempt to stay on the racist, rapist, traitor, con artist, sexual predator’s good side … by that I mean the ass they kiss.

Maria Bartiromo from Fox Not News But Entertainment Because they Lie recently posted Xwitter:

“Friend of mine’s wife had to take her 16-year-old son to the DMV this week for a new license. Couldn’t get an online appointment(all full) so went in person and had to go to 3 DMVs to get something done. First DMV was in Weatherford. Had a massive line of immigrants getting licenses and had a tent and table outside the front door of the DMV registering them to vote!”

Funny then that Sgt. William Lockridge, a spokesperson for the Texas Department of Public Safety, says Bartiromo’s statement was “simply false” or, in real speak, a lie. Contrary to Bartiromo’s friend’s wife’s cousin’s sister’s nephew’s doctor’s daughter’s teacher there is no office for the Texas Department of Motor Vehicles in Weatherford; people get licenses at a DPS Driver License office who had no such tent set up.

Maria Bartiromo is a liar who has repeated this lie three times on air without once trying to verify it with Texas officials.

Not even a week after telling the crowd at a North Carolina rally that Kamala Harris was copying him, The Felon’s campaign spokesperson released a video of him deboarding his plane using Harris’ campaign song, Beyoncé’s “Freedom.”

Beyoncé gave Harris permission to use the song from her album 2016 album Lemonade, at the end of last month. Since then Harris’ campaign has put it to use every chance it gets, from her first campaign ad to her dramatic entrance at the DNC Monday night.

Almost as soon as The Felon used her music, though, Beyoncé's people issued a cease and desist to The Felon.

Republican presidential nominee and certifiable moronic uneducated racist, The Felon, is questioning if Democrats know where Vice President Kamala Harris “came from.”

Birtherism 2.0.

Of course he’s used this racist bull shiz on former President Barack Obama and women of color in Congress.

When trying to debunk allegations of weirdness in your little cult, maybe you shouldn’t carry around cups of imaginary semen.

Seems like common sense, but supporters of JD Vance, outraged at Democrats for characterizing their favored candidate as a social misfit who fucks couches, have taken to honoring his sperm and have begun carrying JD Vance’s “Full Family Kit” AKA JD Jizz in an apparent nod to his fertility.

The MAGA movement’s embrace of JD’s Jizz seems to be a reference to Vance’s idiotic remarks about “childless cat ladies” and people who don’t have children.

Attorney Mike Davis, one of The Felon’s rumored attorney general candidates, is threatening lawsuits for anyone who calls the ex-president a convicted felon, writing on X:

“Dear Media and Other Democrat Operatives: Fair warning: Calling [him] a ‘convicted felon’ is defamatory. You may get sued.”

Now, I will have to use his name to make my point … sorry in advance: Donald Trump was convicted of 34 felonies making him a felon. In simpler terms:

Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. Donald Trump is a felon. 

Done.

Governor Kristi Noem’s administration recently turned down more than $70 million of federal funds from energy efficiency and environmental programs.

The Home Energy Rebates program would have provided the state with $69 million to give South Dakotans rebates for energy-efficient home retrofits and high-efficiency electric appliances resulting in estimated consumer cost savings of $9,027 per South Dakota home.

But the DogKiller said No because it was from Democrats.

Brown-Forman—makers of Jack Daniel’s, Chambord, Herradura, Korbel, Woodford Reserve, and Old Forester—has scrapped its diversity and inclusion policies and ended its participation in an LGBTQ corporate equality index.

An email sent out by Brown-Forman’s executive leadership team said it was making changes to its policies to “account for the ever-changing landscape” and the company removed its diversity and inclusion policies from its website.

I smell a boycott.

At a rally in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania The Felon said Kamala Harris replacing Joe Biden “was a coup of a president. This was a coup.”

Since, again, this illiterate gelatinous mess is a moron, so I’ll explain it to him: a coup d'état, or simply a coup, is typically an illegal and overt attempt by a military organization or other government elites to unseat an incumbent leadership.

Joe.Biden.Is.Still.The.President. He.Has.Not.Been.Unseated.

No coup.

Sofa Loren AKA JD Vance has evaded multiple questions about whether The Felon’s proposed “zero tolerance” policy on immigration would lead to family separation.

After telling NBC News’ “Meet the Press” that before imposing mass deportations, The Felon would need to “stop the bleeding” moderator Kristen Welker asked if The Felon’s plan would include family separation and Sofa,, er, JD said:

“I think that families are currently being separated. You’re certainly going to have to deport some people in this country.”

It’s like this: when they dodge a question it’s because they’re lying. Of course they’re going to separate families.

Former Michigan Republican Party co-chair Meshawn Maddock was called out over the weekend for using a homophobic slur to describe an openly gay political opponent, Jason Morgan, Michigan Democratic Party Vice Chair and is a member of the Michigan DNC, after Jason posted this to Xwitter:

"Michigan Congressional delegation in the House."

And Maddock replied:

“Fags and hags."

Morgan responded to the comment :

"Former [Michigan Republican Party] Chair and advisor to [The Felon]’s 2024 campaign, just called me a fag. As a proud gay man who loves his husband, these hateful taunts don’t undermine my Pride, but to countless LGBTQ young people across the USA, hateful rhetoric can lead to depression and suicide. On behalf of those LGBTQ Kids … Let’s stand up to bullies! Contribute to keep me and other LGBTQ leaders in office, no matter how triggered Meshawn gets."

Meshawn Maddock has yet to respond or apologize because she’s a bigot.

Hulk Hogan—real name Terry Bollea—wrestler, at an event in Ohio to promote his new Real American Beer asked a crowd of supporters if he should “body-slam” Kamala Harris.

Battering women; always good for a joke if you’re Republican. But then he takes it a step further, playing off The Felon’s inherent racism, asking the crowd:

“Is Kamala a chameleon? Is she Indian?”

The he raised his left hand and said:

“How.”

Now, because he looks like a racist abuser, Terry Bollea is blaming his comments on one too many beers when in reality—even though wrestling is fake—it was one too many folding chairs to the head.

At a Felon Rally last week in Arizona certified loon Kari Lake spoke just before The Felon took the stage rambling on about how the country needed to be saved from a “thousand years of darkness” and that The Felon is “the only person who can lead us out of this nightmare and restore the American dream.”

The best part is that, as she spoke, a teleprompter posted a message to Lake from The Felon campaign:

“Please get off stage.”

And when The Felon waddled onstage he said:

“I was going to say, come on, Kari, speak, but she just spoke for half an hour. What the hell.”

I’ve a message for you both: Please get off the stage.

Once again Sofa Loren, AKA Sen. JD Vance, tried to mansplain what The Felon says; This time Vance says The Felon would veto a federal abortion ban if a bill were to be passed by Congress.

Really, Sofa? I mean, the man Made it a point of telling people if he was elected he’d appoint pro-Life justices to the court and then he did that; and then when the court overturned Roe he said, and I’ll paraphrase: “I did that!”

And you want us to believe that because he says he’d veto an abortion ban he will? You really are as stupid as you look.

Bryant Rosado was introduced as an undecided voter during a CNN segment following Kamala Harris’ speech at the Democratic National Convention gave it a “C” while the other seven panelists rated it either an “A” or a “B”.

Rosado confirmed he wasn’t ready to vote for Kamala Harris but moments later said he was pro-The Felon. The Felon’s campaign quickly seized upon Rosado’s comments, using them as an attack on Kamala Harris but then it was revealed that ::::gasp::: Bryant Rosado was a MAGAt liar who posts pro-Felon and pro-MAGAt shiz all over social media.

Oklahoma’s Bixby school district has lots to be proud of: a state-of-the-art new high school set to open by 2025, a new ninth grade gymnasium and plans for a $12 million upgrade to a football complex that already rivals that of many small colleges.

But what the district does not have, and will not have, as students returned last week is a Bible in every classroom—despite a statewide mandate from Ryan Walters, Oklahoma’s education chief to incorporate Bible lessons and promises of repercussions for those that don’t comply.

Bixby Superintendent Rob Miller said:

“If there is no curricular standard that ties with that particular classroom, what would be the purpose of a Bible if not for pure indoctrination?”

Oklahoma schools are taking a stand.

And even the state GOP has threatened to impeach Walters for refusing to account for his spending, which has included multiple out of state trips to appear at Christian nationalist and pro-Trump events.

Fox News unceremoniously ended an interview with The Felon while he was in mid-rant following the DNC.

He had called into the network after his rival Kamala Harris’ acceptance speech, and after about 10 minutes of studiously listening to his complaints and exclamations, the hosts wrapped things up rather abruptly.

Even Fox is tired of his nonsense.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign has raised $540 million since it launched last month, including a surge bolstered by the DNC, a total that amounts to “a record for any campaign in history.”

The campaign raised $82 million during the convention last week, with the best hour coming after Harris’ acceptance speech.

A third of the week’s donations were from first-time contributors and two-thirds of the first-time donors were women.

Remember, this is a party that promises but never delivers, a party of demented old men, and mascara-wearing RuPaul wannabes who hate women, the  LGBTQ+ community, immigrants, education and members of our military.

We don't need that so ...

The Better Late Than Never 'I See Stupid People' Edition of 'I Didn't Say it'

Harrison Butker, Kansas City Chiefs kicker, giving an anti-LGBTQ+, anti-women commencement address at Benedictine College, a conservative Catholic college:

“While COVID might’ve played a large role throughout your formative years, it is not unique. The bad policies and poor leadership have negatively impacted major life issues. Things like abortion, IVF, surrogacy, euthanasia, as well as a growing support for degenerate cultural values and media all stem from pervasiveness of disorder. I am certain the reporters at the [Associated Press] could not have imagined that their attempt to rebuke and embarrass places and people like those here at Benedictine, wouldn’t be met with anger but instead met with excitement and pride. Not the deadly sin sort of the pride that has an entire month dedicated to it, but the true God-centered pride that is cooperating with the holy ghost to glorify him. [But] I think it is you, the women, who have had the most diabolic lies told to you. Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world.”

Yes, he did.

The man who kicks a ball for a living wants to tell women how they should live their lives; and to denigrate anyone who isn’t white and Catholic and thick-headed and stupid.

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Mike Johnson, Republican, House Speaker, Christian Nationalist, traitor, going after Target because … gay:

“When Americans are silent, we are playing right along with the deception that is destroying the lives of many young people. What we have is not our own. God has entrusted you with the resources to buy food, clothing, the necessities of life. Do you think He would really want you sending that to an entity that uses the profits to attack the biblical truth that he expects us to live by? So it really comes down to a stewardship issue. It’s not about boycotting. It’s about using money in a way that would honor God. And I’ll have to be very, very clear. I do not think being caught in a Target store is honoring God.”

But being a lying traitorous fuckmonkey is just fine, eh Mike?

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Greg Murphy, North Carolina GOP Representative and surgeon, on Fox News about Biden and the SOTU speech:

“I’ll just be very plain and simple. I was at the State of the Union address and Joe Biden must have been jacked up on something that day. I absolutely believe that from a medical viewpoint and have a good bit of knowledge that happened. He can’t stand and he can’t stand under the lights for that long and I don’t think he can keep a concept in his brain that long. I believe they gave him something to sustain the lights and sustain the vigor that he had. That was not Joe Biden. I was in there. He screamed for two hours. I think I can have some evidence that shows that he was given something before.”

“I think I can have some evidence”? Really, asshat? You think?

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Mitt Romney, GOP Senator from Utah, doing the Mittsy flip-flop:

“I think it’s a little demeaning to show up in front of a courthouse particularly one where we’re talking about an allegation of paying a porn star. Really very difficult to watch. There is a level of dignity and decorum that you expect from people who are running for the highest station in the land and going out and prostrating themselves in front of the public to try and apparently curry favor with the person who’s our nominee, it’s a little embarrassing.”

Romney also said Biden should have pardoned Hair Furor from the hush money charges so isn’t that Mittsy prostrating himself for the grifter?

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Mark Levin, Fox News host AKA Liar, threatening Joe Biden with, well, nothing I guess:

“Joe Biden, you better damn well hope that you lose that Supreme Court decision. You better damn well hope that immunity for your so-called official acts after you leave office protects you when you leave office, because I’m making a long list of the crimes that you’ve committed and the constitutional violations. Whether it’s the border and the deaths and the damage and the slavery that’s taking place there as a result of you. Whether it’s your violation of federal law, the Empowerment Act, withholding munitions that were passed by Congress, a clear violation of federal law. Let the dust off the Espionage Act. Oh, yeah. Because we have a report that says that you violated and on multiple grounds, a matter of fact, you sold out your country to a publisher for $8 million, spewing classified information from the government. It’s a long list, Joe. You better damn well hope you lose that immunity case in the Supreme Court.”

Hey Mark Levin, you’re treading dangerously close to #DrunkleRudy territory, or even better, the My Pillow Guy brand of crazy.

Just cuz you’re on TV, on the network that paid nearly a billion dollars after losing a court battle over lying, you might wanna watch what you say.

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Johnny McEntee, former Hair Furor aide and Project 2025 leader in a TikTok video showing what a vile piece of excrement he is:

“So I always keep this fake Hollywood money in my car so when a homeless person asks for money, then I give him like a fake $5 bill, so I feel good about myself, they feel good. And then, when they go to use it, they get arrested so I’m actually like helping clean up the community. You know, getting them off the street.”

Um, dumbass, you’re passing counterfeit money and I’d feel great if they got your hate-filled ass off the street.

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Kari Lake, when asked by Fox host Maria Bartiromo if she believes Democrats are “bringing in illegals” to vote for them:

“Oh, absolutely, 1,000%. What they want is to have a line in the voter rolls so that somebody can vote for that person. And that’s why they’re asking them to register to vote when they get set up for Medicare and Medicaid, because they’re giving them all of these services. They’re asking them to sign up to vote. Then they have a line in the voter roll and somebody will vote under that name.”

Oh, the Vaseline Lady is lying because she’s down in the polls and trying to shore up a fake story about illegals voting and that’s why she lost. She’s gonna lose because she’s crazy, inept, and basically Hair Furor in a dress.

PS There's no such thing as 1,000%, dumbass.

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Hair Furor, in a bizarre rally rant apparently meant to compare migrants to cannibals:

“Silence of the Lambs. Has anyone ever seen The Silence of the Lambs? The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. He often times would have a friend for dinner. Remember the last scene? ‘Excuse me. I’m about to have a friend for dinner,’ as this poor doctor walked by. ‘I’m about to have a friend for dinner.’ But Hannibal Lecter. Congratulations. The late, great Hannibal Lecter.”

And he says Joe is losing it? The man is praising a murderer … and a fictional one at that.

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Matt Gaetz, Florida GOP Congressman, who is currently under a House Ethics Committee investigation over allegations regarding sex and drugs with an underage female:

“There’s not a single human being who has publicly accused me of any wrongdoing of any kind. At what point after these things have been said about me, for years and years, and not a single person has even accused me of wrongdoing, does this sort of become a strange urban legend?” 

He admits people have been talking for years and years about his sexual predator ways. And he says that he did nothing wrong and has characterized the Ethics Committee probe as payback for leading the effort to oust former Speaker Kevin McCarthy.

Funny then that these claims have been around ever since Matty showed his pervy face in Congress.

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Chip Roy, Texas GOP Congressman, giving an anti-Muslim rant on the House floor:

“You’ve got a massive Muslim takeover of the United Kingdom going on right before our eyes. People say, ‘Chip, well what is wrong with that?’ Well, I’ve got some pretty strong concerns about Sharia law and whether that will be forced upon the American people … What are we gonna do about that? Are we teaching people about Western civilization? Are we teaching people about the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the rule of law? Are we teaching them Western values? Are we teaching them God exists? Are we teaching them the importance of freedom? Or are we teaching an entire generation, or two, or three to run around complaining about what’s wrong and why the entire world is against them because of their skin color, their sex, their supposed gender identity?”

Why does everyone have to conform to Chip’s narrow world view? Does everyone want to be a Muslim-hating bald-assed moron, or do people want to learn to understand that, while we are all created equal … ALLEGEDLY … we are not all supposed to be the same.

I’ll take a gender-fluid, dark-skinned practicing undocumented immigrant Muslim as a neighbor any day over bigoted, faux-Christian Chip Roy.

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I Didn't Say It

Adam Kinzinger, on what he thinks will happen to Thing 45:

“If this is not a crime, I don’t know what is. If a president can incite an insurrection and not be held accountable, then really there’s no limit to what a president can do or can’t do. I think the Justice Department will do the right thing. I think he will be charged, and I frankly think he should be. If he is not guilty of a crime, then I frankly fear for the future of this country. I feel honored to be at this moment in history and to have done the right thing.”

I hope he’s charged, and I hope he’s tried, though I don’t think he’ll be found guilty. Of course, if he is, then he’ll run to some country where he can hide out for the rest of his miserable life and never, ever come back to this country, or make a dime in this country, I’ll be good with that.

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Kevin Brady, Texas GOP Congressperson, thinks lying liar George Santos can be redeemed:

“We’re a country of second chances. And when you own up to this, then do what it takes to earn respect and trust again, you know, we’re willing to do that. So I’m hopeful, you know, he chooses the right path.”

Oh, you fool, this man has literally lied about every possible aspect of his life, from marriage to work to school to family history and is continuing to lie to this day … he Tweeted about being sworn into Congress though he hasn’t been sworn in at all because his party is a clusterfuck of ineptitude.

There is no redemption for this fool.

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Michael Lawler, New York Representative-elect, also speaking about Santos:

“Listen, his conduct is embarrassing and unbecoming, and it is certainly a distraction. There are multiple investigations as you said. I have said he should cooperate fully with those investigations. His election has been certified, so he will be seated in this Congress. But ultimately, obviously, we will see what the investigations come back with. There are numerous investigations at federal state and local, as well as international. It’s very unfortunate and disappointing.”

These f%king Republicans. If Santos was a Democrat they’d be losing their shiz about seating him in Congress but their hypocrisy about their own party is boundless.

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Chuck Coughlin, Arizona GOP consultant, on QAnon Kari’s fight to prove she isn’t a loser:

“It’s done in Arizona. I think the enormous amount of ill will that [Lake] is going to create as a result of the appeal—I mean, it’s OK to file a case, but then some of the stuff she’s been saying on media and posts and just the degradation of the Arizona institutions—I think is really going to hurt her out here.”

She’s a loon, just read on …

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Kari Lake, losing candidate for Governor of Arizona, insists she would have been gracious in defeat if she believed that she lost her midterm election:

“Somebody said, ‘Oh, just be graceful, you lost.’ No, we didn’t lose. If I would have lost I would be graceful. But I don’t walk away when I’ve been the victim of a crime. It’s not just me. The people of Arizona have been the victim of a stolen election. And I promised when I ran for governor that I would stand up and fight for the people of Arizona every single day.”

Stand up and fight for them, Kari, but not as governor, because you lost, and if you don’t see how The Big Lie has ruined Donald J. Traitor, you’re a loser and stupid.

PS And for the love of the goddess, lay off the Vaseline smeared camera lenses.

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Lauren Boebert, escort and Ted Cruz protégé, who barely eked out a win in the midterms, proving, sigh, yet again, that she is the dumbest human being in Congress and on the planet:

“Listen, no one wants shootings. No one wants death. But we need a way to protect ourselves. We need a way to actually end it. And if you look at statistics, if you look at the FBI and their database, well, places where American citizens are not infringed on their Second Amendment rights and they are actually able to carry their firearm lawfully, well, there aren’t mass shootings. Because they are an armed citizen presence to neutralize the threat. They’re coming after your guns.”

Oh Bobo, are you that stupid? Don’t answer, dear, it’s a rhetorical … look it up … question.

Texas, where there have been mass shootings at schools and churches and Walmart’s is an open carry state.

Nevada, where 59 concertgoers were slaughtered is open carry.

Even your state, Colorado, is open carry except in some counties, where Club Q shooting just happened.

You really should have stayed in school and not gone the hired escort route.

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