I Ain't One To Gossip ...

Again …I don’t watch Dancing with the Used-To-Be-Stars-or-Second-Bananas-Or-Retired-Athletes-Or Actors-Looking-For-A-Comeback and never have, but I do read about it, especially now that Tyra Trainwreck Banks is the new host.

That bitch just can’t get through a show without a hideous dress or a huge on-air mix-up, like this week when they were whittling down the dancers to the bottom two.

And yet, she left three couples on the dance floor—Anne Heche and partner [who knows their names]; Vernon Davis and partner; Chrishell Stause [who?]and her partner—and called them the bottom two.

Bitch can’t count; and apparently can’t read either because she’d just finished telling Monica Aldama [another who?] and her partner that they were safe, and yet they weren’t. Trainwreck said:

“There’s actually been an error. I’m looking right now and we have three couples, so we need to clarify this for one second. The bottom two couples are Anne and Keo and Monica and Val.”

So, she has Monica come back out, while the judges tried to shoo Vernon and partner, and Chrishell Stause [who?]and partner offstage lest Trainwreck screw things up again.

And like she did the last time she screwed up she released the same crap from her mouth:

“This is live TV, right? This is the craziness of live TV… This is live TV. I was reading my cards, but my cards were wrong. So here we go. …  This is live TV, and we’re all human.”

Yeah, except the last host they had never did that in the 48 years this show has been on TV, Tyra. Perhaps a little less time win the makeup chair with the spatula, and a little less time picking a dressing from the ugly, pile, and little more time paying attention.

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Mariah’s back with more snippets from the book she “wrote” The Importance of Being Mimi or whatever. And this time she’s dogging her ex-fiancé, who had to sue to get the ring back, by the way, James Packer.

Mariah dated and was engaged to the Australian billionaire for 8 months until he finally, truthfully, literally, paid her off to go away—and here I thought Lindsay Lohan was a hooker—and she tells the world that the two never had sex in their entire relationship.

That must have been the world’s longest, and least fulfilling, dry hump … until James’ wallet shot the wad of bills at Mariah and she went home.

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Speaking of people who “write” books about their lives, we now have gossip-monger Perez Hilton who has written about the time he made out with John Mayer in his book, TMI: My Life in Scandal.

It seems that in 2007, Hilton had finished co-hosting MTV’s New Year’s Eve celebrations with Christina Aguilera and the two of them decided to hit a club in Chelsea where they met up with Jessica Simpson and her then-boyfriend John Mayer.

Perez ALLEGES that as they all sat down, Mayer leaned into him and said:

“I like to watch gay porn, you know. My favorite porn star is Brent Corrigan. He really turns me on.”

Hilton then ALLEGES that Mayer leaned in and shoved his tongue into Hilton’ mouth, and Hilton, despite being momentarily paralyzed, began making out with Mayer.

Hilton ALLEGES that Simpson watched her boyfriend and Hilton make-out but covered her face with her hair. I’d have gone to the kitchen for bleach and a Brillo Pad™ to scrub my eyes clean. I mean, look at the pair of ‘em up there… creepy and creepier.

Mayer and Simpson’s reps are not responding because, again, ick, but Mayer has spoken of it:

"The only man I kissed is Perez Hilton. It was New Year’s Eve and I decided to go out and destroy myself. I was dating Jessica at the time, and I remember seeing Perez Hilton flitting about this club and acting as though he had just invented homosexuality. All of a sudden I thought, I can out gay this guy right now. I grabbed him and gave him the dirtiest, tongue-iest kiss I have ever put on anybody almost as if I hated fags. I don’t think my mouth was even touching when I was tongue kissing him, that’s how disgusting this kiss was. I’m a little ashamed. I think it lasted about half a minute. I really think it went on too long.”

Again, ick.

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Former Beverly Hills, 90210 has-beens Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling are addressing Jessica Alba’s ALLEGATIONS that she wasn’t allowed to make eye contact with the cast when she filmed an episode of the show fifty-six years ago. In a teaser for their new podcast, 9021OMG, both Garth and Spelling said they didn’t recall such a rule:

“Tori, did you — I just need to know, did you tell her not to look me in the eye?” “Why’s it all about you?” “Well, because I had all the scenes with her, like, if anybody was, you know, didn’t want to have their eyes looked into, it would’ve been me. But I don’t remember because I have the world’s worst memory.” Spelling then speculated that maybe the producers sent around a “cool memo” that mandated the odd request. This bit of fluff began last week when Alba appeared on Hot Ones and spoke of ‘The Rule’: “I couldn’t even make eye contact with any of the cast members, which was really strange when you’re like trying to do a scene with them. It was like, ‘You’re not allowed to make eye contact with any one of the cast members or you’ll be thrown off the set.’” Garth, who was the one not being looked at, will only say that she  remembers Alba as being “super talented”: “She was very young, and she was really sweet. It does not surprise me that she’s gone on to be so successful.” Perhaps because she didn’t look at the cast, Alba didn’t have whatever talent she has, or had, sucked out of her body by a cast of talentless acting vampires. photo

“Tori, did you — I just need to know, did you tell her not to look me in the eye?”

“Why’s it all about you?”

“Well, because I had all the scenes with her, like, if anybody was, you know, didn’t want to have their eyes looked into, it would’ve been me. But I don’t remember because I have the world’s worst memory.”

Spelling then speculated that maybe the producers sent around a “cool memo” that mandated the odd request.

This bit of fluff began last week when Alba appeared on Hot Ones and spoke of ‘The Rule’:

“I couldn’t even make eye contact with any of the cast members, which was really strange when you’re like trying to do a scene with them. It was like, ‘You’re not allowed to make eye contact with any one of the cast members or you’ll be thrown off the set.’”

Garth, who was the one not being looked at, will only say that she  remembers Alba as being “super talented”:

“She was very young, and she was really sweet. It does not surprise me that she’s gone on to be so successful.”

Perhaps because she didn’t look at the cast, Alba didn’t have whatever talent she has, or had, sucked out of her body by a cast of talentless acting vampires.

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I Ain't One To Gossip But ....

I kinda liked Ryan Lochte during last summer’s Olympics; he seemed like a good guy. But then he came home and suddenly he was Hollywood Lochte, showing up everywhere and, well, now this.

Lochte has his own reality show coming up—I know, who doesn’t?—called What Would Ryan Lochte Do? and he’s decided that he will pattern his reality show celebrity after one Kim Kash Kow Kardashian.

“Kim started from pretty much nothing, and now everyone everywhere knows who she is,” he says. “That’s what I want to do.”

I guess all that chlorine in the pool did a number on his brain cells.

And I guess he’s also gonna do a sex tape with Ray J, then  marry a professional basketball player on TV and divorce about a minute later, and then get knocked up by Kanye West.

The future looks like a dim bulb.

Speaking of the Kash Kow …..

Her sex tape co-star, Ray J, fancies himself some kind of rapper, though his greatest claim to fame is boinking a Kardashian and then getting screwed out of the royalties by Mama Kardashian.

So, with nothing else to do but play up his amateur porn star status, Ray J has released a song that is ALLEGEDLY about the Kash Kow, and it’s lovingly entitled ‘I Hit It First.’ In fact, that picture up there, on the right, is the single cover, and on the left is a Googled image of the Kash Kow. Coinky-dink? I think not.

Plus, here’s a sample of Ray J’s master lyric writing capabilities:

I hit it I hit it I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit it first

I hit it I hit it I hit I hit I hit I hit I hit it first

She might move on to rappers and ballplayers

But we all know I hit it first.

I had her head going North and her ass going South

But now baby chose to go West

It’s kinda funny, in that it’s true, and sad, and kinda pathetic. And because Ray J insists, insists, the song isn't about The Kash Kow.

Madonna has always had a contentious relationship with the African country of Malawi for several reasons. First, she started a charity there—mostly as a way to placate the people of Malawi for circumventing their foreign adoption laws so she could adopt two children—and then there was a lot of money embezzled from the charity, and speculation that maybe Madonna knew more than she was saying. Plus, there was the school that Madonna was going to build, but never did, though she did give money—a lot less than she would have given for The Madonna School of Self-Indulgence—to several other schools.

Then came the embarrassing letter Madge sent to new Malawi President Joyce Banda, with its high-larious grammar errors and sad misspellings. First, she addressed the President by her first name—not done—and then congratulated her on her new job as if it was a secretarial position. She ended by saying, ?Wish you the very best! Best of luck to you!”

It is said that the letter offended Banda, who refused to meet Madge, and then it got worse. See, Madonna went to Malawi anyway, on that ‘charity tour’, and endured all kinds of horrific treatment when she was set to leave. She—Madonna!!!—was made to wait in line at the airport with the ‘regular’ people, and was even frisked by security like a commoner!

Rumor has it the orders to treat Madge like a real person, and not some fake-accented-former-pop-star came from Banda herself, who pretty much confirmed it in a statement that referenced “blackmail”:

“Granted, Madonna is a famed international musician, but that does not impose an injunction of obligation on any government under whose territory Madonna finds herself, including Malawi, to give her state treatment. Such treatment, even if she deserved it, is discretionary not obligatory. …. Kindness, as far as its ordinary meaning is concerned, is free and anonymous. If it can’t be free and silent, it is not kindness; it is something else. Blackmail is the closest it becomes.”

Madonna, of course, is firing back:

“I did not ever ask or demand special treatment at the airport or elsewhere during my visit,” she said in a statement. “I will not be distracted or discouraged by other people’s political agendas. I made a promise to the children of Malawi and I am keeping that promise.”

You, um, promised a school, Madge, and yet there is no school. Explain please? :::crickets::::: Even her own charity admits the donations made were roughly $400,000 and not the $15 million she originally promised.

But that’s Madonna, it’s about her, and what she wants, and not about anyone else.

It looks like serial masseuse groper, John Travolta and his longtime beard, Kelly Preston, might finally call it quits. Rumor has it that it will probably cost Travolta a cool $200 million payout to keep his secrets locked away.

Apparently, since John is getting more notice for his misdeeds than his acting these days, Kelly has demanded that, unless he starts supporting her career, this marriage, such as it is, is over.

 “Kelly has had it up to here with John,” confided a source—possibly a masseur—close to the couple. “She’s tired of always having to take care of their family while he goes off gallivanting around the globe, for work or pleasure. Now it’s her time.”

The couple’s latest problem began in last month when she was given the chance to star in a new sitcom called “Keep Calm and Karey On” and John basically told her ‘No’. He wanted her in Florida taking care of their children and looking like she loves him, like he’s a straight man.

“Kelly and John had a knock-down, drag-out fight at their Florida home that ended with her stalking off and going to Los Angeles,” the source said. “And she told John that unless he changed his tune and started to carry more of the weight in the marriage, she’d see him in divorce court.”

As Olivia once said to John—back when we thought he was straight—and Kelly might be singning today, ‘You better shape up. ‘Cause I need a man … I need a man. Who can keep me satisfied.’

Didn’t work then and probably won’t work now. 

We haven’t seen or heard much from Tom Cruise in the last few months. Oh, he finished another big-budget crapstravaganza and got some more surgery to his face—how else do we explain his sudden passion for the surgical-scar hiding turtle necks unless he’s trying to recapture the 90s?

Then Tommy was said to have broken his silence on his break-up with Katie Holmes, AKA Inmate #29845, when he said he was blindsided and that life is tragic and comic and that he’s fifty and thought he could ‘control’ everyone, er, everything. Now, of course, because he looks like a simpering imp, Tommy’s people are saying he wasn’t taking about the break-up he was talking about being blindsided by the fact that, um, his, um, what is it, his career is teetering on Oblivion­—and that’s not just the name of his newest movie.

In fact, Tommy is so desperate to have this movie put him back on top after the d-i-sastrous Rock Of Ages—an unintentional comedy of bad singing and faux machismo—bombed bigger than his last marriage.

So, what does he do? He showed up at the premiere of the movie five hours early.

FIVE.HOURS.

I imagine him prowling the sidewalk looking for fans: I’m Tom Cruise dammit!

Creepy.

Perez Hilton stepped in it … again … when he posted a story on his site earlier this week claiming that Katy Perry had reunited … Perez-speak for &%$@ed … ex-husband Russell Brand and that they’d been spotted kissing.

Then Katy Tweeted:

And suddenly Perez was all ass-kissy and apologetic and blamed it on his ‘sources’—and by ‘sources, you know he means himself because he sits in his house in a chenille housecoat and blogs gossip and stuff. At least I get dressed before I do it!

Perez said:

A source told us today that they saw Katy Perry and her ex-husband Russell Brand making out, but we have confirmation now it simply wasn’t true! We’re so sorry for jumping the gun on this one, KatyCat and Russ!We were just so excited to imagine two of our favorites were rekindling an old flame, we must’ve been blinded by our love for you guys as a couple!!

He’s lucky Katy didn’t torpedo him with one of her Rocket Boobs.

I Ain't One To Gossip, But.....

This is rich.
It seems that Lindsay Lohan's people, er, keepers, want her probation revoked.

Now, we all know that Lindsay is currently weaving baskets at the Betty Ford Center and blaming all her troubles on the media, but she will remain on probation for being a wacktress until August of 2011.

Now, her probation could have ended earlier, but there were those two failed drug tests in the first fifteen minutes or so after her release from rehab #6. So, she got a little extra time in the probation area.

And that's exactly why her legal team of numbnuts is hoping that judge Fox will shorten her probation period.

Huh? What? Huh?

See, they hope that by shortening Lindsay's probation period, it will spur the drug addict, alcohol, probation violator, from getting into any more trouble.

Yeah, um, no, See, that's what probation does...not ending probation.
Lindsay's lawyer: "The longer Lindsay stays on probation, the increased chances that she will get in trouble because of problems staying compliant with the terms of her probation."

It's like this: you're a bank robber, you get arrested, tried, convicted, and sent to jail. Then you get probation, but you want the probation lifted because, well, being on probation might make you want to rob another bank.

Seriously, Lindsay's team of wacknuts are saying this.
See, they think that if they take her off probation, and when--not if--she screws up again, she won't receive as severe a punishment as she would have had she screwed up while on probation.

Morons representing morons.

Perez Hilton, the gossip blogger who's made a name for himself with his no-holds-barred style of celebrity reporting, has vowed to change the direction of his website so that it no longer includes material that could be deemed as bullying.

It seems that while in the past weeks, that Perez has been reporting on the rise in LGBTQ bullying and suicides, many have called him out on his own style of bullying.

Perez Hilton: "Over the last two weeks I have been doing everything I can to bring awareness to the teen suicides and gay bullying. In doing so, a lot of people have called me a hypocrite and a bully myself and a big one ... From now on I really want to be part of the solution and not part of the problem."
So, Perez will stop outing people, and perhaps stop calling people "fag"on his blog; he might even stop the vile nicknames and crude drawings he posts on celebrity picture.
I remain leery. Perez Hilton is a media whore and will do anything to get attention, even saying he'll change his ways.
But remember, Perez Hilton is the one who labeled Jennifer Aniston "Maniston"and Lindsay Lohan "Lindsanity". Cute, seemingly harmless, but then Perez Hilton has also outed celebrities because he believes/knows/feels/hopes/dreams they are gay.
Hilton justified the practice by stating that the more public figures who come out as gay the more society will be tolerant of homosexuality; however, he has often dismissed a star's right to privacy as something they give up in exchange for celebrity.
Let's not forget that it was Perez Hilton who forced Neil Patrick Harris out of the closet back in November 2006 after requesting that men who had been intimate with Harris contact him to tell their stories. When NPH heard of Hilton's less than charitable requests, he chose to come out himself.
But it should have been NPH's choice, not Perez Hilton.
Like I say, I remain skeptical.


Police were called to Katherine Heigl's home this week after neighbors complained of the noise being made in her hot tub.
Talk about steamy.

According to sources--and by sources, I mean the minions who serve Heigl--Katherine and her husband Josh Kelley were spending some quality time in their hot tub one night when their next-door neighbor started screaming obscenities at them from over the fence.
Apparently, Heigl and Kelley were making a lot of noise.

Well, rather than, oh, I don't know, Keep it down! Heigl and Kelley had their security people call the police, who came to investigate. Officers spoke to the couple, who were dressed in a bikini and shorts, and Heigl and Kelley told the officers that the neighbor had noise issues with many other property owners as well. The cops determined no crime was committed and left.

Heigl and Kelley then ALLEGEDLY took the party inside.

Apparently, George Michael is taking a page from Lindsay Lohan's book on jail, rehab, rehab, jail, rehab and is on his way to his first stint in rehab now that he's been released from jail.

After serving time in a Suffolk prison for smoking pot and crashing his car into a building, Michael has now been released from jail, and is looking forward to his next batch off publicity with a trip to rehab, saying he needs to get his life "back on track."

George Micahel: "I want to beat my drug addiction and lead a normal life. I don't want to end up back in prison. It's a very horrible place to be. You're not considered a person when you're inside, you're just a number and that freaked me out. I have done wrong and paid my time for doing this stupid crime and I want to get my life back on track."
Hmmm, how Lohan-esque.
Sad to say, however, that george Michael's partner, Kenny Goss, has kept his distance from the troubles singer, and is said to be away, "relaxing."
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Ian Halperin.
Never heard of him? Me, neither.

Well, apparently he's an author of some sort, who has written unauthorized biographies of people like Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Michael Jackson, yet it's his latest work that seems to be causing the most drama.
Halperin has written a book about Arnold Schwarzenegger, called 'The Governator: From Muscle Beach to His Quest for the White House, the Improbable Rise of Arnold Schwarzenegger.' It's currently in stores, and available online, though Halperin is finding it hard to get the word out.

Ian Halperin: "I have learned that Arnold's camp is desperately trying to stop the book and obviously they were unsuccessful. And they've tried this in the past to other biographers of Schwarzenegger, they've had a lot of problems. That's what was exciting to me."

But Halperin is not backing down, even though, with his other books, he appeared on FOX, CNN and Howard Stern, to promote them, and this go-round he's being denied access.

Halperin's especially dismayed by Stern's refusal to book him, because every time he has a new gossip tome, he gets about ninety minutes of Stern airtime. But, Halperin is in good[?] company. Kitty Kelley got shut out of a lot of interviews with her book on Oprah, and Andrew Morton, who wrote the unauthorized, authorized, biography of Princess Diana, also struggles to get time to promote his books.

But, he made have a long road ahead of him, The Governor, and his minions, are ALLEGEDLY upset about the tales of Arnold's womanizing past, and perhaps present, and the accusations of sexual harassment that have earned Schwarzenegger the nickname 'The Groper.'

But ALLEGEDLY Schwarzenegger is also upset that Halerpin doesn't show him as a true Republican in the book, saying Arnold's policies and politics do not always align with the parties: "He's clearly not a Republican, ideologically. In the book , numerous people say that he's closer to being a Democrat. The only reason why he's hid behind the Republican shield all these years is because he does believe in free enterprise and getting governments off the back of the people."

Another tidbit from the book? The 'Terminator' star plans to run for President... if he can amend the Constitution, which bars non-U.S. born candidates from seeking the office. And he wants New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg to be a part of his Dream Team.

Halperin dares his critics to prove anything in 'The Governator' wrong.
If I were him I'd be more worried that Arnold would show up at my house and snap me like a twig.

Uh oh, Gleeks.

Sources--and by sources, i mean the folks who clean out Matthew Morrison's dimples--are saying that Puck's absence from the show this week just might become permanent.

Mark Salling has ALLEGEDLY been cut from the show.

ALLEGEDLY Salling's ego has gotten a bit too big for the show, the cats, and producers, and they weren't having it. Salling has ALLEGEDLY been more interested in his own recording and musical career than that of the show, she he was given the ax.

The source--and by source, I mean Sue's tracksuit wrangler--explains:

“Mark has been really focused on his own music and it’s actually gotten in the way of his Glee stuff…His band means the world to him and he thinks that’s more important than the show at this point."

Say it ain't so, Mark. Yes, we have new hottie Chord Overstreet--god, how I love that boy's name--but we need our weekly dose of Puckishness, too.

On the other side of the gossip aisle, sources--and by sources,, I mean the nubile young boys who carry Lea Michele to and from set--are saying that Mark will be back on the show by the sixth episode and his sudden disappearance does not mean he is off the show.

Fingers crossed Gleeks.

First we had Courtney Cox and David Arquette splitting up.

Yeah, I didn't really care either.

 Then we had Christina Aguilera leaving her husband, whose name has always escaped me.

And I wasn't too invested in them either.

But now comes word that Colin Farrell has split from his baby-mama Alicja Bachleda-Curus.

Which I see as kind of good news, and I'll tell you why.

I'm better for Colin that Alicja.

There. Said it.

Colin, come to Smallville and I will make you forget you ever had a baby mama.

Seriously.
Of course, now I hear that Colin is ALLEGEDLY dating British model Agyness Deyn.

Seriously, Colin. I'm here for you. Wake up!

Of course, if Colin won't have me, I might set my sights on one Mister Morgan Freeman.

What's that? you say.

Well, it seems that Morgan's divorce from wife Myrna was finalized last month, and, well, there are some interesting tidbits revealed.

After ALLEGEDLY carrying on affairs with both a former schoolteacher and his his step-granddaughter--ick--E'Dena Hines, Morgan Freeman was ordered to pay his ex-wife $400 million in cash and real estate.

In the settlement, Myrna gets a $7 million house in the British Virgin Islands, a home in Los Angeles and an apartment beside New York's Central Park, the latter of which she is reportedly bequeathing to E'Dena.

Huh? What? Huh? The step-granddaughter is in on this?

Anyway, this is how I see it:

Marry Morgan, let him cheat, divorce him, get millions, and then set my sights on my real husband,Colin Farrell.

I think it might work.

Now, where did I put Morgan Freeman's phone number?

Perez Hilton Goes Too Far......AGAIN!

I don't like Perez Hilton. Yeah, I know, Join the club. Now, that doesn't mean I don't like the gossip. Hello? Check back here every Saturday if you don't believe me.

But I hate the mean-spirited quality of Perez Hilton. The name-calling, the outing, the crude images he and his staff of Misfit Toys paint on pictures. I loathed it when he called Will.I.Am. a 'faggot,' just as hated it when Michael Jackson had died, and, since we didn't know it yet, Perez Hilton posted that Jackson was faking an illness to get out of those England concerts and still keep the money.

Then suddenly word came that Jackson had died and Perez' childish rant was erased.

He's an asshat who thinks he can do no wrong and is, in some ways, untouchable.

Think again.

While Perez Hilton may be tasteless and crude, and nothing more than a tired old fat queen with no life, he crossed a line recently that could, and should, land his large gay ass in jail.

He tweeted to his 2 million followers a link to an ALLEGED photo up the skirt of a panty-less Miley Cyrus, saying: "If you are easily offended, do NOT click here [link] Oh, Miley! Warning: truly not for the easily offended!"

The photo in question is now gone, but the image is ALLEGEDLY of Cyrus climbing out of a car wearing a dress and no underwear. Not much new, really, Britney's done it; Paris and Lindsay, too. But, and this is the tricky part, those women, ignorant as they may be, were adults at the time of the vah-jay-jay shot.

Miley is seventeen. Still a minor, which makes the distribution of the photo child pornography.

from Salon.com:
Jeffrey Douglas, a Los Angeles criminal defense attorney who specializes in child
pornography cases, told Salon that Hilton's liability is "extraordinary and
intense" and that it was "suicidal for him to do this." He added:
"We're not talking about a misdemeanor. You don't have to know what the
definition of the law is; all you have to do is knowingly distribute the
photograph" -- which Hilton, or someone with access to his Twitter account,
most certainly did. It doesn't matter much whether Hilton took the photo,
owns the photo or published the photo -- as long as he knowingly distributed
the link.

Perez has ALLEGEDLY said that the picture was photo-shopped, and Miley was in fact wearing underwear. But, under the law, distributuing such a picture of a minor is still a crime and just as punishable.

I hope they throw the book at Perez.

Girl Needs To Check Her Ego

“I think I am just by the sheer fact of my existence. I know that I personally would have loved to have me around when I was a gay teenager. Because when I was a gay teenager there weren’t that many openly gay celebrities. And I would have loved to have been like, ‘Wow look at that dude. He’s gay. He’s REALLY gay. And he’s successful and he’s not apologizing for that and he seems really happy.’ So I hope that though they may not agree with everything I say that I inspire gay youth to be themselves and to say what they think and to be proud of who they are.”

Perez Hilton, on why he thinks he's good for gay America.

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"The sheer fact of your existence is a detriment to gay America, Mario, because you are a fame-whore. You think young gay kids look up to you as a role model? A man who hurled the word faggot at another human being because you wanted to hurt him? A man who says he would have used the n-word in that same attack, but he knew faggot would hurt more?

You aren't a hero.

You aren't a role model.

You're a fat gossip queen who gets off on putting people down.

That is not a role model.

The younger members of the LGBT community look at TR Knight, Neil Patrick Harris, Ellen and Portia, Melissa Etheridge as role models. They look at Daylin Leach and Jared Polis and Tammy Baldwin, Harvey Milk, as role models.

You are not in that category.

You are a waste of space."

Bob, on why he thinks Perez Hilton is bad for America.

Racist Homophobe Asshat

Perez Hilton is being featured in the next edition of The Advocate. The article and interview were done before Perez when all faggoty on will.i.am. and made an even bigger fool out of himself, if that's possible. But, after the interview, writer Benoit Denizet-Lewis called to get a statement about the epithet hurling altercation and Perez, never one to shy away from showing his stupidity said this:

“I thought about calling him the n word,” he says over the phone a week after the incident, “but I thought the f word was even worse. I was so filled with hate at that moment because I was hated on so much, and I reacted in the worst way possible. Then I went on to make a bunch of other mistakes. I shouldn’t have made the video. I shouldn’t have released so many statements. But what’s come out of all of this is that I’ve learned so much about myself, and I’m in a much better place. I’m actually thankful that it happened."

I'm thankful, too, you asshat.

Now I have yet another reason to loathe your racist homphobic ass.

Matthew Shepard Foundation Doesn't Take Hate Money

Let's recap.

Perez Hilton has a blog.
Perez Hilton uses said blog to personally attack celebrities by drawing penises on their pictures, implying or even declaring the celebrity to be gay, and just being a Mean Girl.
Perez Hilton attacks Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas on his "blog."
Perez Hilton goes to a Black Eyed Peas concert.
Perez Hilton gets into a verbal sparring match with will.i.am.
Perez Hilton calls will.i.am a faggot--the most hateful thing, according to Perez, that you can call someone.
Perez Hilton gets punched.
Perez Hilton blog cries.
Perez Hilton won't apologize for his use of the word faggot.
Perez Hilton finally succumbs to good sense--something for which his is not known--and apologizes for saying faggot.
Perez Hilton proclaims he is going to sue the alleged puncher and donate all his winnings in court to the Matthew Shepard Foundation.

The Matthew Shepard Foundation says No, thank you.
Snap!

from the Matthew Shepard Foundation:

The Matthew Shepard Foundation was surprised to learn this morning via media reports that blogger Perez Hilton (Mario Lavandeira) has announced he plans to donate, to our organization, the proceeds of a lawsuit he is contesting over an altercation which has been widely reported in recent days.

We had no advance notice or contact from Mr. Hilton or his representatives regarding this proposal, nor any communication since he posted this plan to his website. We do not know the details of the lawsuit, whether it has been filed, the nature of his claims or the likely outcome.

But because the lawsuit presumably involves the physical attack prompted by Mr. Hilton's admitted use of an anti-gay slur, the Foundation will be unable to accept any funds obtained in such a manner.

We very much appreciate the generosity of the offer to support our continuing work to memorialize Matthew through activism in defense of sexual minorities and in favor of understanding, compassion, and acceptance.

But because so much of our work involves education to reduce the use of hateful language against gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered persons, or those so perceived, it would be inappropriate for us to benefit financially from circumstances in which such a verbal attack was involved.

While we applaud Mr. Hilton's apology to the LGBT community and their loved ones for his use of such a slur, we also feel compelled to point out that use of epithets can often lead to physical violence, as it appears it may have in this case, and that the Matthew Shepard Foundation has worked for more than 10 years to bring to people's attention the consequences of hateful or intolerant language.

Judy Shepard

Chair, MSF Governing Board

Nice Mouth. You Eat With That Thing?

Y'all remember when Isaiah Washington, formerly of Grey's Anatomy, allegedly used the term 'faggot' when referring to T.R. Knight and Perez Hilton got his granny panties in a bunch and began posting ad nauseum that Washington be fired for using such a word?

Y'all remember? Good.

Because now Perez is in the hot seat for the exact same thing. He got into a verbal sparring match with will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas. Things were said, voices raised, and I think Perez broke a nail. But, and this is the part that galls me, Perez called will.i.am a faggot.

Uh-huh.

Perez Hilton: And that is when I made the split-second decision - that I was gonna say what I thought was the worst possible thing that thug [will.i.am] would ever want to hear. As I was standing my ground - without being violent or physical which I would never do - I told him - and you know what? I don’t need to respect you and you’re a f**. You’re gay and stop being such a f***ot.

So, a gay man, who has spent the past month railing against Carrie Prejean for her opinion on gay marriage, decides to hurl an anti-gay epithet as a derogatory statement? How can we expect to move forward when we have asshats like Perez Hilton taking us down with his words.

GLAAD issued a statement today in response to Hilton’s video: These are vulgar anti-gay slurs that feed a climate of hatred and intolerance toward our community. For someone in our own community to use it to attack another person by saying that it is, quote, ‘The worst possible thing that thug would ever want to hear,’ is incredibly dangerous. It legitimizes use of a slur that is often linked to violence against our community. And it sends a message that it is OK to attempt to dehumanize people by exploiting anti-gay attitudes.
We have reached out to Hilton and asked him to apologize for promoting this anti-gay slur, and we would ask media outlets to avoid repetition of the slur in their coverage of this story.

I would ask that Perez Hilton just STFU.

You do not represent the gay community. You never did.

You are a hypocritical fame-whore.

UPDATE:

The Asshat Known As Perez, who says in a video he posted online that he would never use this situation for publicity or fame because he "doesn't need it" has responded to GLAAD by saying:

"I am saddened GLAAD chose to victimize me further by criticizing me for how I non-violently dealt with a very scary situation that, unfortunately, turned violent. While I doubt I will get an apology from GLAAD, nor do I expect one, I would just hope people know how difficult it is to intellectualize a situation and think rationally when a thug disguised as a musician is screaming at your face and intimidating you. I am just very fortunate and grateful that nothing more serious happened to me."

Pay attention--and don't go all Theresa on Real Housewives of New Jersey and toss a table at me--asshat. GLAAD is disgusted, as am I, that you chose to hurl an anti-gay epithet at someone, when you use your own blog to bash others who've done the same. They do not, did not, have not, condoned anyone hitting you.

Asshat.

Grow up. Take some responsibility and stop with the "Leave-Britney-Alone"-type video blogs.

You only make yourself look worse, if that's even a possibility.

Stuff

That whole surprise at the MTV Movie Awards when Sasha Baron Cohen, as Bruno, appeared from the heavens and dropped down face first into Eminem's lap, his shiny, perfectly made up ass in Eminem's face?
It wasn't real.
And I hate that they played it like it was real.
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Jon & Kate?
Go away, and become parents to your children instead of bitter reality TV stars.
It's called Life.
Get one.
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Perez Hilton calling Adam Lambert Lamebert because he won't talk about the gay thing.
Why is it up to Perez Hilton to discuss anyone's sexual orientation? And why, when they won't discuss it, does he resort to name-calling and drawing penises on pictures.
Seriously, Perez, grow up or shut up.
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The Daniel Craig Popsicle.
Huh? What? Huh?
I mean, I wouldn't mind giving the real thing a lick, but, a topless mold of Daniel Craig being turned into a suckable treat?
What would everyone be saying if they'd done that to a woman?
Uh huh. Double standards.
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Lindsay Lohan.
Paris Hilton.

That's all.

Kibbles'n'Bits

Things that are funny, that bug me, or that I just plain don't like.
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Carlos went on a tear about the History Channel this morning.
The History Channel?
The History Channel.
Seems they did a story on logging and he didn't like it and he wants them to stop showing it.
Choose your sides people.

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In the backwards state of South Carolina the legislature has tabled any discussion of raising the cigarette tax because they can't agree on how to spend the money. South Carolina's cigarette tax is the lowest in the country.
I have never seen so many smokers in my life. It's a wonder there isn't a permanent haze over the entire region.

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Call me callous, but I am not liking the, what I think of as, exploitation of Farrah Fawcett's battle with cancer.
Don't get me wrong, I think it's important to discuss the treatments she's getting because it may give someone else hope in their battle. But do we have to show her son crawling into bed, crying with her? Does it have to get so personal?
I think someone is doing this for the money. Are you listening Ryan?

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Mel Gibson. Homophobe. Anti-Semite. Asshat Catholic.
Divorces his wife and now word is he has a pregnant girlfriend.
Yeah, he's a good Catholic. Pig.
In case you're wondering, um, I don't like him.
Yeah.

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Anyone who knows me knows I do not like Celine Dion.
Almost as much as I don't like Mel. Almost. I never saw Titanic because of her and that damned song.
Sometimes I really wish her heart wouldn't go on.
I know, too much, but still.......So, when I saw this at The Gospel According To Mikey, I knew I'd post it.
Enjoy The Amazing? Celine Dion.

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Lindsay Lohan and Perez Hilton are apparently the most Googled Gays on the Internet.
Quite a pair.
I think the struggle for equality just got harder if these two media-whores are the most Googled Gays.
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Paris Hilton.

That's all.