Carlos was talking about his former job working with the Hispanic
community, the unhoused community, and the local schools to talk to kids about
drugs and drinking and smoking. Well, one day he and a few women on the staff went to a
local middle school for an anti-drug program but before they got started there
was a woman there selling faces creams for blotchy skin and under eye bags and tiny
wrinkles and before you could, ‘Wait one damn minute,’ Carlos was slathered in
creams and potions and lotions, none of which worked. I asked him why he did it, and he said, wait for it, the
ladies made him. Then I reminded him of that one word in the English
language that might have saved him:
Oh Carlos … and then he told me there was a picture of him covered
in lotions and potions so I am on the hunt for that! |
This Tuxedo Says is from August 2021: "Once again Tuxedo has proven that, like his two Dads, he has zero fucks left to give to these anti-masker, anti-vaxxer loons." And it wouldn’t be lost on Tuxedo to note that the MAGAts
have no problem with ICEstapo masking up and murdering people and arresting
children. |
I forgot to mention that this month in my household is
called Fuckuary as it is the month where my mother passed away February 17 2007;
my Aunt Pam passed away February 14, 2009; my sister Jeri passed February 15,
2014; my father passed away February 1, 2024;
and while some of you may not count your pets as family, I do, and so
... The Great Tuxedo passed away February 15, 2023. I don’t enjoy |
A veritable who’s who of who’s that was the “celebrity”
guest list for the premiere of Melanie’s “movie” at the Kennedy Center: Daytime TV host has-been Dr. Phil; Dr. Mehmet Quack Oz; rapper
Waka Flocka Flame; social media magician Pete Anthony Sciarrino III; Fox “News”
host Maria Baritomo; Jordan Belfort, the serial fraudster. And then you have
the people forced to show up lest Cankles go off like DUI hire Pete Hegseth; Second
Lady Usha Vance’ Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi, FBI director Kash Patel; and heroin
addict RFK Jr. Sounds abysmal, doesn’t it? |
I needed a palette cleanser after that last bit so here’s a
photo of the flotation devices my neighbors have at their pool. |
Keep in mind that the DOJ arrested journalists Don Lemon,
Georgia Fort, Jamael Lydell Lundy and Trahern Jeen Crews; all people of color;
all journalists covering a story. Who has not been arrested by the DOJ are Jonathan
Ross, who shot Nicole Good four times, once in the face, and ICEstapo agents
Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez who shot Alex Pretti as he laid on the
ground dying. |
Down in Texas of all places Democrat Taylor Rehmet has
flipped Texas Senate District 9 Blue, pulling off a major electoral upset in a
district Cankles won by 17 points in 2024. It’s coming … the Blue Wave! |
Fox “News” host Bullshit Barbie AKA Kayleigh McEnany is
pushing for Melanie to win an Academy Award for the documentary “Melanie: From
Whore House to White House.” In addition to seeing Melanie get an Oscar, McEnany claimed Melanie would outshine everyone in attendance at
Hollywood’s most glamorous event: “If she was to go, she would be the best dressed and the classiest dressed by a long shot.” Bullshit, Barbie. |
Damian Baugh models for most of the top agencies when he isn’t foraging wild mushrooms for his mushroom business—seriously—and hoping to create his own fashion line, so with all that, Would You Hit It? |