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Just the facts, you know, of what’s happening, what we want, what we’re getting, and how do we make our needs heard …

First, the con continues … they tried to hide the June Jobs Report and now we see why; a slower than expected 57,000 jobs added, the weakest since February, and in July we lost 23,000 jobs. All while the Corrupt Cankles says the economy is the best it’s ever been, his poll numbers are through the roof, and America is back …

Back, for the wealthiest among us, as in the case of Leon Skum who paid $0 in taxes in 2018 while his company, Tesla, paid $0 Federal Tax on $5.7 billion in US income. Cankles made $1.4 billion in crypto from  the White House and his sons are tied to $6.3 billion in Pentagon contracts with inside info he admitted they have.

Cankles added $7.8 trillion to the debt in his first term while millions died from COVID and he’s added another $2.9 trillion in his second term so far.

Trillions for war and billionaire tax cuts and what do we The People get? Public schools defunded, federal workers fired, and jobs vanishing.

This isn’t policy or politics; this is a heist and in 2026 and in 2028 we need to take it back.

 

The Regime told us immigrants were the greatest threat to this country and sent the ICEstapo to round them up and put them in concentration camps.

The Regime said Iran was our greatest threat and dropped bombs on schoolchildren.

Now the Regime says Communism is the greatest threat to our country.

It’s almost like they need to keep inventing enemies to distract us from the real enemy: the Regime.

 

Now, learn this: if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we’re dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights. If politicians can take or distribute rights, then they are not “inalienable” and they are not “rights.”

We don’t have inalienable rights, we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whomever is holding the power. And if we want actual rights, then we need to build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.

 

Now, we know that the new fear from the right is communism but look at this:

The US government now holds equity in 30 private companies, up from zero a year ago. In some cases, the US government is the largest shareholder in these companies.

Since that is the core structure of Communism, state control of the means of production, do you oppose the Communist activities of the current President and his Regime?

 

Dan Crenshaw, former Representative from Texas who lost his reelection bid says that during this time of rising costs We The People need to “stop whining”:

“Just hearing about this dumb $20 burrito debate [in some colleges the price of a burrito is now $20] so I just thought I’d make the losers on social media angry before going to bed. Stop whining, get a job, eat Ramen like the rest of us did in college, on a budget with 4 roommates.”

I guess Dan forgot that college tuitions are through the roof and food costs and gas prices and energy costs are soaring but just eat some Ramen. Dan also forgot to mention that he gets a pension and free healthcare for life even after his constituents kicked him out of office.

 

If you’re wondering why the Regime keeps fighting tooth and nail to keep the Epstein Files secret, here’s a clue. These are Regime officials in the Epstein Files:

Donald [President of Corruption]

Melanie [First Hooker]

Howard Lutnick [Secretary of Commerce]

John Phelan [Secretary of the Navy]

Paolo Zampoli [Kennedy Center]

RFK JR. [HHS Secretary]

Kevin Walsh [Ded Nominee]

Mehmet Oz [Admin for Medicare and Medicaid Services]

Leon Skum [former DOGE appointee]

Steve Bannon [former Senior Advisor]

Alex Acosta[former Secretary of Labor]

Bill Barr [former Attorney General]

Brett Ratner [director of “Melanie”]

Makes sense, yeah?

 

Speaking of Mehmet Oz, don’t you find it funny that no one on the right has a problem with him being Muslim, but as soon as Zohran Mamdani and Abdul El-Sayed win elections suddenly we in danger, girl.

 

And please keep in mind that …

Cankles Capital One accounts were frozen due to money laundering suspicions.

The DOJ has admitted that the reflecting pool was not vandalized.

The SAVE Act is not A Voter ID bill.

Cyclosporiasis and measles are on the rise.

Democratic socialism is not Communism.

 

Lastly, look at the polling numbers for what We The People want:

Supreme Court Reform 80%

End Citizens United 80%

Paid Family Leave & Childcare 75%

Criminal Justice Reform 75%

Affordable Housing 70%

Legalize weed 70%

Pathway to Citizenship 70%

LGBTQ+ protections 70%

$15 Minimum Wage 65%

Abortion access 65%

End the Electoral College65%

Medicare for all: 60%

Tax the rich 60%

Stop weapons and aid to Israel 60%

Gun Reform 60%

Student Debt cancellation60%

Green New Deal 60%

 

So, what do we do … how do we work toward these goals …

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Ain't That America XXXVI

Another week and the war that isn’t a war rages on, with the threat of ground troops and a President who has said he’s now bored by the whole thing. How comforting to the families who’ve lost loved ones or have had loved ones injured in the war to know that Cankles isn’t enjoying himself any longer. So, what else is happening …

Cankles, who has long railed against mail-in voting and calling it “mail-in-cheating” voted by mail in a Florida special election last week.

I wonder if he’s going to call his vote mail-in cheating after Democrat Emily Gregory won the election and now represents Cankles’ district in the Florida state house.

 

Vermont Democrat Senator Peter Welch and Connecticut Democrat Senator Richard Blumenthal released new information on payments made under a subcontract issued to The Strategy Group as part of the $220 million advertising campaign for recently-canned Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem. 

Expenses included a $60,000 “signing bonus” to Strategy Group, a $20,000 horse rental, $4,000 in hair and makeup services, $52,599 to videography, photography, and production vendors, $100,000 in labor costs, $500 to Magic Makers, Inc, a magic store in Sioux Falls Idaho plus $42,000 to “other” venders for a total of $286,000 in taxpayer dollars for Noem to film commercials.

DogKiller, adulterer, grifter and thief.

 

Cankles, who for years has played Elvis Presley’s music at his campaign rallies and often compared himself to Presley, went to Graceland last week while his illegal war raged in Iran,

Let that sink in.

 

Saudi Arabia’s de facto leader, Prince Mohammed bin Salman, has been pushing Cankles to continue the illegal war against Iran, arguing that the US-Israeli military campaign presents a “historic opportunity” to remake the Middle East.

So now he’s taking war advice from the country of the 9/11 hijackers.

Let that sink in.

MAGAt Republican Lauren “The Groper” Boebert has once again tried curry favor with Cankles by praising the installation of the ICEstapo in airports by posting a video on her social media:

“ICE agents show up at airports. While the rest of our country has three-plus-hour waits—thanks Democrats—in Minneapolis Airport’s TSA, wait time right now is less than five minutes.”

And then she added “you can’t make this stuff up!!” Only, she can and she did make it all up, There were no ICEstapo agents at  Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport, or any other airports in Minnesota.

Before Kristi DogKiller Noem was even out the door after getting fired, her more than 10 framed glamour shots hanging on the walls of one of her Washington offices were being taken down by staff.

Her replacement, Markwayne Mullin, began work right away, undoing the unprecedented regulations that Noem and her lover, Corey Lewandowski, had imposed across the department.

Wait, so then even the GOP knew she was a grifting con artist?

 

Matt Schlapp, head of the American Conservative Union, led the crowd at CPAC [Conservative Political Action Conference] in an unintentional cheer for Cankles’ impeachment when he asked the audience:

“How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?”

The crowd cheered and Schlapp stammered:

“That was the wrong answer. We’ll try it again. How many of you would like to see impeachment hearings?”

And again the crowd cheered.

Despite these alleged peace talks, Pete Hegseth would rather the killings continue because according to DUI Pete “we negotiate with bombs” when it comes to Iran.

War criminals all of them, and when the Cankles runs to Russia and Saudi Arabia to hide I hope they drag Hegseth into court and sentence him for his murderous reign.

 

Melanie held something called the "Melanie’s Fostering the Future Together Global Coalition Summit at the US State Department" which was about education and spent all of eight minutes in attendance saying:

“As people we dream. As leaders we progress. As nations we will build. Beginning today, let’s accelerate our new global alliance, this bond, to positively impact the progress of our children.”

The only thing "accelerating" was Melanie running out of the building like a Slovenian Hooker on the stroll and making it clear she doesn’t give a shiz about education.

Fuck her.

 

Mike “The Littlest” Johnson and the GOP gave the first-ever 'America First award' to Cankles. Johnson handed a gold eagle statue and said the event would be an annual honor.

With Cankles winning every year.

Minnesota Republican Representative Elliott Engen was arrested last week on suspicion of drunk driving. White Bear Lake Police Chief Dale Hager said that officers pulled over a vehicle for traffic violations, including speeding, expired tabs and a broken headlight and arrested Engen for suspicion of driving while impaired after blowing a BAC of .13.

Engen once said Democrats are “drunk at the wheel on systemic fraud.” Oops.

The Senate voted last week to fund the Department of Homeland Security except for the ICEstapo, raising the prospect of an end to a weekslong partial shutdown that has strained federal workers and caused long waits at airports. The package will next be considered by the House, which was scheduled to convene last Friday morning.

This is another win for Democrats.

 

Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska who has harshly criticized the Cankles Regime for keeping Congress in the dark on combat operations in Iran has begun drafting legislation that would force lawmakers to vote for the first time on whether to authorize the war.

Let’s see how many Republicans will stand with the Constitution against their Cult Leader.

 

Due to the impact on resources from the longstanding government shutdown, Delta airlines temporarily suspended all specialty services to members of Congress. Delta has long operated a special congressional service desk that helped members of Congress book trips at government rates, make last-minute ticketing changes and even reserve seats on multiple flights on the same day to accommodate congressional votes.

Delta CEO Ed Bastian suspended that service and said the TSA agents who screen passengers at airports are being used as “political chips” in congressional negotiations over DHS funding.

The resistance.

 

Cankles’ approval rating ​fell again to its lowest point since he returned to the White House due to an illegal war, the high price of gasoline, and his fucking ineptitude.

And then we had a booming turnout across the country and around the world for No Kings Day; estimates suggest between 8 and ten million in the US alone! The Resistance is real, and we played our part in lil ol’ Columbia, South Carolina where thousands turned out.

Keep it up and never forget:

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War rages but he says it's over ... we've won, he says, while asking the entire world to help us ... gas prices are up, so he removes sanctions from the country we're fighting ... the President shows himself to be the dumbest person in any room ... Hegseth lies ... and we’re going into debt faster than ever before …

Cankles has declared “the death of Iran”—even though more troops and more bombs and more money are being spent on the war—and now says the Democratic party is America’s “greatest enemy.”

I think America’s greatest enemy is a fascist, narcissist, child rapist, racist grifter spending another $200,000,000,000 to try to distract from the Epstein Files.

 

Speaking of Iran, gas prices in the U.S. have only continued to rise this month, leading the Cankles Regime to roll out numerous policies aimed at bringing costs back down like making a deal with Iran for their oil.

Wait, the country you’re fighting is on your short list to get more money from the US for their oil? Money they can use to continue fighting?

 

A US official confirmed that the USS Boxer and two other amphibious assault ships, along with roughly 2,500 Marines of the 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit, are bound for the Middle East. The week prior, US officials confirmed that the USS Tripoli and the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit had also been ordered to the Middle East. This will add about 5,000 Marines and thousands of sailors to the region where the US is engaged in a war with Iran where the US already has about 50,000 troops in the region.

All for a war that every single day Cankles declares to be over.

Oh, and because of war and tariffs and an inept regime, the National Debt has soared by $2,800,000,000,000 during Cankles’ reign of terror.

 

White House Liar, KKKarolying Leavitt posted a link to a White House press release, claiming that “Americans agree” about the war. Luckily, X doublechecked the information and found that faux-christian Leavitt was lying, and posted:

“The polls listed do not show “Americans agree that Operation Epic Fury is an overwhelming success.”

But, of the 9 polls:

6 include only MAGA and/or Republican respondents.

1 includes only “likely voters.”

1 shows merely a plurality.

1 shows 50/50 approval and that 515 now feel less safe.

Leavitt needs to be schooled on the phrases “overwhelming success” and “good Christian.”

 

Defense Secretary and DUI hire  Pete Hegseth met privately with the families of six service members who died in Iran and said the message he got was consistent and supportive:

“What I heard through tears, through hugs, through strength and through unbreakable resolve was the same from family after family. They said, ‘Finish this. Honor their sacrifice. Do not waver. Do not stop until the job is done.’”

One of the people he met was Charles Simmons whose 28-year-old son, Tech. Sgt. Tyler Simmons, was among the six crew members killed, and Simmons recalled his exchange differently:

“I can’t speak for the other families. When he spoke to me, that was not something we talked about.”

Clearly Pete must have been drunk during the exchange?

 

But there was some good, and funny, news ...

 

Sean Hannity and Sarah Huckleberry Sanders are raising Cain because a restaurant asked Huckleberry and her party to leave their establishment. I guess they’ve never heard of the saying that all businesses have the "Right to Refuse Service to Anyone."

And to be fair it doesn't look like Huckleberry misses many meals so perhaps they were doing her a service.

 

A federal judge in Oregon ruled that Health Secretary and heroin addict Robert F. Kennedy Jr. overstepped his legal authority when he declared that providers of gender-transition medical treatments for minors “do not meet professionally recognized standards.”

The decision, a setback for the regime, gives temporary relief to hospitals, clinics and health professionals who provide such treatments.

 

And then the Senate rejected an amendment to the Save America Act that would have barred transgender females from playing in girls’ and women’s sports, a provision that Cankles had demanded be included in the legislation.

The vote to advance the amendment required 60 votes under Senate rules but failed to reach that number, with 49 Republican votes in favor and 41 Democrats against it. Several members of both parties were absent.

 

Fox News chief political analyst Brit Hume blasted Cankles for his nasty comments about the death of former special counsel Robert Mueller. After news broke of Mueller’s death at 81, Cankles posted to Truth Social:

“Robert Mueller just died. Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!”

Hume posted to X:

“This is the kind of stuff [Cankles] does that makes people not just oppose him but hate him. There was no need to say anything.”

People are saying things like, ‘Can you imagine if Obama said such a thing? Or Biden?’

No, we cannot imagine because those two are human beings and honorable statesmen while Cankles is a sexual predator, child rapist, racist, fascist con artist and thief.

There is no comparison.

So what can you do …

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