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Showing posts with label Harvey Weinstein. Show all posts
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Sunday, April 28, 2024
Saturday, October 15, 2022
Snarky Thoughts
Oh these days there are so many ALLEGATIONS of sexual
misconduct by the men in Hollywood, and all of their trials are happening now.
Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, Scientologist Paul Haggis, and current Scientologist Danny
Masterson will each have their days in court this fall. Bill Murray dodged a
court date by ALLEGEDLY paying his accuser over $100,000. My Thought: Court TV should really start streaming and they
could make a bundle on these Perv Trials. |
The thirst continues … over the past couple of years, Madonna
has let us know that she self-identifies as a 26-year-old, “sex obsessed“ woman who
may or may not be a lesbian. Though she’s never shied away from letting it all
hang out in a tub of soapy water recently Madge has become a wee bit shy about her
sexuality, On TikTok—because that’s where are the young girls and old girls who
act like young girls hang out—Madonna asked her followers to interpret the
results of a complex series of events to determine if she was gay. My Thought: Oh, she came out all right, as Thirsty and
Irrelevant and Desperate and a little Sad. |
Kelly Ripa has written a memoir, Live Wire:
Long-Winded Short Stories, to make some coins, and in the book she talks of her
complicated relationship with her longtime co-worker Regis Philbin. Regis and
Kelly hosted Live! with Regis and Kelly together for ten years And she says
he teased her to no end, though in later years they had a great relationship. Cut
to Kathie Lee My Thought: who asked her to read it? Who asks her anything
these days? |
Caitlyn Jenner warned us, and now the Great State of California
is losing one of its biggest assets with Mark Wahlberg joining
the list of
one-percenters leaving the state in their private jets for greener pastures;
though in Mark’s case, he’s moving a few hundred miles into Nevada to, he says,
make a better life for his children. No one knows if he loaded up the contents
of his $90 million home into his $2 million fleet of automobiles and moved out
of Beverly … Hills, that is, but we do know he moved to income-tax-free Nevada to
build a “state-of-the-art studio,” shoe factory and a separate factory for
his apparel company. My Thought: Not for the children, but for the bank account,
his true love. |
Saturday, April 17, 2021
I Ain't One To Gossip But ...
Marcia Gay Harden is not the best at shade or gossip. Back in 2001, she won the Best Supporting Actress Oscar for
her portrayal of Lee Krasner in Pollock. The
other actresses up for the Oscar were Kate Hudson for Almost
Famous, Frances McDormand for Almost Famous, Julie
Walters for Billy Elliot and Judi
Dench for Chocolat. And now, for some reason, Harden is talking about her
twenty-year-old win in a new interview with Vulture and implied—or
outright shaded—a particular actress nominated in the same category who wasn’t
thrilled Harden had won: “It just felt great. I felt the girls were really happy for me as well. There was one I will not mention—but it wasn’t Kate—who seemingly wasn’t so happy. And I’m friends with Frances McDormand … Frances doesn’t give a s–t.” She also ruled out Julie Walters, which just leaves
Dame Judi who was upset about Harden‘s win. “But I don’t want to say anything negative about anybody, honestly. It was my perception that somebody wasn’t so happy, but you never know what people have going on. Whatever.” Gurl. Learn to shade, and just plain spill the tea! |
Apparently Harvey Weinstein, doing 23
years for a rape conviction, is having a pretty bad time in prison, which
is odd because isn’t prison supposed to be fun? Ever since he’s been locked up, his health issues have ranged from heart
issues—he doesn’t have one—to an ALLEGED bout of COVID-19—don’t
care—to a second COVID scare—still not caring—and now his lawyers are
arguing that Harvey is suffering vision loss and missing teeth. This is all just a game because Weinstein is serving a
sentence for rape in New York and was to be extradited to LA to face more charges
of being a vile disgusting rapist pig, but then COVID hit and travel stopped. But
now that we have a vaccine and travel is opening up again and Weinstein can be moved
to LA to go on trial, this all smells like a plot to keep that from
happened. So, his eyes are bad and he has no teeth and COVID and cardiac issues, and diabetes and back pain, and sleep apnea and, ALLEGEDLY,
a very tiny misshapen penis. He’s a rapist and pervert, so I don’t care. |
After Alex Trebek died five months ago, Jeopardy!
had many guest hosts, some good—Ken Jennings—some hot—Mike Richards and
Aaron Rodgers—some annoying AF—Katie Couric—and one that Jeopardy! viewers
never want to see again … “Dr.” Mehmet Oz. And remember that several former Jeopardy!
contestants wrote to producers asking them to can Oz as a guest host, but
now a contestant who endured his ego and ignorance is spilling the tea … Recent Jeopardy! winner Emily Seaman talked
about dealing with the “Dr.”, who she says she couldn’t remember if he was a real
doctor: “I always mix him up with Dr. Drew.” Both quacks, but I digress … Emily spent a few days filming
with “Dr.” Oz and how he had a hard time with the words. During the Final
Jeopardy! of her second game the category was “Antidisestablishmentarianism”
and Emily says mush-mouth Oz struggled to pronounce the word correctly, needing
“seven or eight” takes to do so: “He just couldn’t get it. And more than that he couldn’t get it, he didn’t know when he hadn’t gotten it, so it kind of seemed like the producers were like, ‘Are you gonna tell him that we’ve done this six times and he didn’t get it?’ Everybody in the audience was like, that’s not how you say that…” Emily adds that she thought “Dr.” Oz was a quack before the
episodes started airing, but that she chose not to protest his participation
because she knew she’d never get a callback to be on the show. At least she could pronounce ‘antidisestablishmentarianism’
“Dr.” And “Dr.” Oz probably won’t be getting a callback from the
producers. |
Prince Philip’s funeral is this Saturday, which
means if you’re one of the 30 people attending you have mere hours to figure
out what to wear; black is traditional, and slimming, so that’s a good choice.
A bad choice, in both funeral attendee and what he’s going to wear is one
Prince Andrew. Andrew is demanding he be allowed to dress as an
admiral, though he does not now, and never will, hold that actual rank. While he
was made an honorary [i.e. fake] Vice-Admiral on his 55th birthday and was due
to be promoted to Admiral on his 60th, this year, he deferred it until he can
clear his name—without speaking to the FBI or any authorities—and return to public duties. It sounds to me like he’s getting the funeral of his father
confused with the cosplay he used to do with underage girls where he dressed
like an Admiral and ordered those children to “walk his plank.” Oh, and better still, he thinks Daddy’s death will open the
door for the world to forget he’s a perv and allow him back on the Royal
payroll. Seriously nuts. PS The Widow Betty Windsor has nixed sailor suits for the
funeral. |
Just a few weeks ago the rumor spread that hopelessly in
love Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez were over. She’d gone to the DR to film
a movie and he didn’t go with her; their reps said he didn’t go because of
COVID restrictions, but as soon as the gossip mill started that JLo was moving
on with Lenny Kravitz suddenly A-Rod was able to fly, and off to the DR he
went. Once there, the lovebirds filmed an ad campaign for gummy
vitamins and professed their love, but then, just as quickly, JLo began posting pictures of herself on social media and she ….wait
for it … it’s devastating … wasn’t wearing her ring! And now comes the awful news that the lovers have called it
quits and they issued a joint statement: “We have realized we are better as friends and look forward to remaining so. We will continue to work together and support each other on our shared businesses and projects. We wish the best for each other and one another’s children. Out of respect for them, the only other comment we have is to say is thank you to everyone who has sent kind words and support.” The love has died, but the opportunity to make money is
alive and well. And … cue the influx of articles about how unlucky in love JLo
is, and how she’s having a hard time finding love. She doesn’t have a hard time finding it, she has a hard time
keeping it. |
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Bobservations
I told Carlos that since we’re both at home, I would assign points to chores and whomever has the most points accumulated by the time we are set free—assuming neither one of has killed the other, dismembered him, and shipped him off to various parts of the world via FedEx—the loser would have to take the other away for a weekend wherever the winner wants to go.
First day: I mowed the lawn and awarded myself 100 pts. Carlos raked leaves and got 5 points.
Second day: Carlos cleaned the living room, dining room, office and bedrooms for 35 points. I cleaned the kitchen for 250 points. It’s a rigged system but I like it …
Where do I want to go?
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Why is it when you see Oprah and Gayle King, Gayle always looks like she’s about to get a doggy biscuit, a pat on the head, and a ‘Good girl,’ from Oprah?
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Christian Siriano, Project Runway winner and fashion designer, is paying attention, and upon hearing about the shortage of medical masks––mainly due to panic buying––he reached out via Twitter to New York Governor Andrew Cuomo to offer the services and resources of his fashion house to produce some:
“If @NYGovCuomo says we need masks my team will help make some. I have a full sewing team still on staff working from home that can help.”
And Cuomo accepted and Christian’s and staff went to work competing an order of masks in a weekend.
Oh, and he’s not making a dime off them; it was done free.
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Harvey Weinstein has tested positive for the coronavirus in prison begging the question: why the fuck are we testing Weinstein when they are non-criminal Americans who need the test?
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As the coronavirus spreads around the county, Jerry Falwell, faux-Christian-religious-wingnut president of Liberty University has invited students to return to residence halls and has directed faculty members to continue to report to campus even as most classes move online.
All in the name of making _____ look good. Who cares if it sparks a surge in new cases or anyone dies? Right, Jerry?
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Some good news out of Washington …fingers crossed … it looks like _____’s businesses are barred from getting loans or investments under the new $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus deal, according to Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer.
The ____ Organization, of which the president has not divested though he swore he would, is run by his two elder sons, Junior and The Dumb One.
Hopefully once this is all over, _____ won’t get his fellow GOP criminals to change this and back pay him for all his suffering.
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As unemployment claims surge, Starbucks CEO and President Kevin Johnson announced that his company will pay all of its employees in the US and Canada for the next 30 days, regardless of whether they come into work or the stores they work at temporarily close.
That’s how it’s done; people over profits.
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Denis Suraev. All I know is that he’s a Russian model, he’s tall, he’s hot, he’s built like a son of a bitch and I’d like to climb him. Is that so wrong?
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Thursday, March 12, 2020
Bobservations
Carlos and I were out and about Saturday in Smallville, and as we settled in for a hot coffee at Books on Broad, he said we needed to get home because he was doing a translation at DSS Monday and needed to get his papers ready.
At home, I asked if he minded while I used the computer for a hot minute before he started working on his papers; he said, ‘No problem.’
When I finished. I went back out to the kitchen and told him I was done, and that the computer was his. He said he was going to do something in the kitchen, and I said I was making a pizza for dinner and he could go work on his papers. He gave me a funny look, and said he was going to work on his papers in the kitchen because he needed to be at DSS early on Monday.
I asked why he was working on the papers in the kitchen and he said because we were having them with chicken and rice on Monday.
Then it hit me: Peppers. He needed to work on his peppers to make a sauce for Monday’s dinner because he’d be gone for a while that day.
Papers.Peppers.
Nearly twenty years in, and I’m still Lucy to his Ricky.
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PGA Tour golfer Scott Piercy thought it would be homophobi-highlarious to share a meme about Pete Buttigieg’s decision to drop out of the race that read:
“Peter Pulls Out Early From Behind.”
The meme featured Pepe the Frog, the cartoon character co-opted as an icon by the alt-right, reading a news script for “QNN” about Buttigieg.
Even funnier is that as soon as people got wind of what a prick Scott Piercy is, he apologized for being a homophobic asshat. Um, too late, hon; at least three sponsors—Acushnet, Titleist and Scandinavian fashion brand J.Lindeberg—have ended their promotional relationships with Piercy.
Once again, in case you don’t get it: hate doesn’t pay.
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Now, to a professional athlete who isn’t a bigot … NBA star Dwyane Wade, who has become an outspoken advocate for LGBTQ rights thanks to his transgender daughter Zaya, celebrated on Instagram as Zaya made her red carpet debut for the Better Brothers Los Angeles 2020 Truth Awards, writing:
“Everyone allow her to re-introduce herself her name is Zaya Wade! Last night was Zaya’s first red carpet and we couldn’t have been prouder of how she handled the questions that were asked of her. She has emerged as one of the young faces and voices for the LGBTQ+ community.”
That’s how it’s done. Maybe Dwyane Wade could give Scott Piercy lessons??
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Meanwhile, back to haters who are also complete morons ... Y’all know that Evangelical Christians, AKA Faux-Christians, have long blamed the LGBTQ+ community for natural disasters and diseases of all kinds so this comes as no surprise.
Steven Andrew, “pastor” with the USA Christian Church, an internet-based rightwingnut congregation, dubbed March “Repent of LGBT Sin Month,” which he says is necessary to protect “the USA from diseases, such as the Coronavirus” which you get because of The Gays:
“God’s love shows it is urgent to repent because the Bible teaches homosexuals lose their souls and God destroys LGBT societies. Obeying God protects the USA from diseases, such as the coronavirus.”
And he’s not the only Faux-Christian loon to link coronavirus to LGBTQ+ people. Florida “minister” Rick Wiles, founder of the media outlet TruNews, called the virus a “plague” sent by God to wipe out LGBTQ+ people and other “sinners.” Pastor E.W. Jackson warned listeners about the “homovirus” on his radio show.
Funny, because it seems like it’s a lot of elderly, gay and straight, people are most prone to the virus, so once again, your Faux-Christian leaders are lying.
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This makes me sick … no, in enrages me … The remains of two stunning white giraffes that lived at a Kenyan wildlife sanctuary were found in a skeletal state, rangers at the Ishaqbini Hirola Conservancy , killed by poachers.
Just one white giraffe, a bull, remains.
Giraffes have lost 40% of their population in just 30 years from poaching and wildlife trafficking. Murdering …for sport.
While the Kenya Wildlife Service said those white giraffes were the only three left in the world, another known white giraffe was spotted in Tarangire National Park, in Tanzania, in January 2016.
It wasn't immediately known what happened to that animal.
Hopefully no one decided to just shoot it for fun.
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Hollywood mogul Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 23 years in prison on sexual assault and rape charges. Weinstein seemed stunned that a powerful rich rapist and sexual predator like himself would go to jail:
“I am totally confused. I think men are confused about all of this…this feeling of thousands of men and women who are losing due process, I’m worried about this country. This is not the right atmosphere in the United States of America.”
No, Harvey, it’s the perfect atmosphere; it’s telling men they cannot rape women, expose themselves to women, demand sex from women, sexually harass women, demean women, just cuz they feel like it.
Good luck in prison, bitch.
Weinstein still faces more serious charges in Los Angeles.
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This is fitness model Joshua Lee Cummings, a tall, flexible drink of water. He likes to ride a bike and roller-skate and jump a rope and be on, or, actually, in, TV.
He likes to skinny-dip and gang upside down.
I like him no matter what he does. Uh huh.
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Sunday, March 01, 2020
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