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Snarky Thoughts

Just when you think you’ve got Kim Kardastrophe’s biggest asset memorized, she ups and makes you forget all about by bleaching her eyebrows, and then posing for a magazine cover with her perfectly normal and totally all real ass out.

My Thought: Clearly Kimmy is desperate to out-thirst Madge. Let the games begin!

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Speaking of Madonna, the sixty-four-year-old, who were learned last week has the libido of a thirteen-year-old-boy has a new boy, 23-year-old actor/model/skateboarder Andrew Darnell, who is two years younger than Madge’s eldest child.

My Thought: As they used to say about Cher, Madonna’s next boyfriend has yet to be born.

Instagram Madge  Real Madge

Cher might be wishing she could actually turn back time after erring big time while paying tribute to the late Queen Elizabeth and referring to the monarch as  a, well, cow.

Sharing a message on heartfelt social media Cher might have meant to include a goat emoji—in reference to the acronym GOAT AKA Greatest Of All Time—but got mixed up and posted a cow emoji.

My Thought: Though Cher has not yet cleared up the confusion, people are saying the emoji was a bull, because both Betty Windsor and Cher were born under the sign of Taurus … or maybe her finger slipped on the emoji page?

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More Kimmy, cuz she’s extra thirsty this week, and wants y’all to know that, while she flies private for fifteen minutes trips she does care about climate change …

“I believe in climate change, and I believe that anything can help, but I also believe in being realistic.”

Yes, it’s realistic to fly your ego-centric ass around destroying the planet all the while you do “other things” that you cannot seem to mention, to combat the climate crisis.

My Thought: Don’t forget Kimmy is also one of those wealthy Californians who think water conservation doesn’t apply to them, so, again, Kim Kardastrophe is a self-entitled delusional bitch.

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We all know the only reason we knows the Kardastrophe's is because Kimmy fucked Ray J on video, and her mama, That Woman, who’d sell her soul for a minute of fame, sold the video to the highest bidder. Of course That Woman has always denied pimping out her daughter, but we know that she’s made a career of pimping her children, except Rob because, well, he’s Rob. Still, in an effort to put the rumor to rest, That Woman took a lie detector test on The Late Late Show with James Cordon to prove to everyone she had nothing to do with it.

My Thought: Having neither soul nor conscience makes it easy to pass a lie detector test, and we all know that no one, no one, makes money off a Kardastrophe unless it’s That Woman so, yes, she sold the tape..

PS What in The Joker hell is she wearing?

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King Charles III announced in his first public address since Queen Elizabeth II’s death that his heir Prince William is now the Prince of Wales and Kate Middleton has been named the Princess of Wales, a title previously held by the late Princess Diana.

My Thought: Sorry Kate, try as hard as you like but Diana will always be the Princess of Wales.

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